A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have twomates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about theanaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pullthe tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at Royal Melbournefor golf and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaestheticto work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very braveman asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Darling, and showhim..
A man and his wife
walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the
dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have
two mates sitting out in
my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about
the anaesthetic, I don't
have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to
pull the tooth, and be done
with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee
time at Royal Melbourne for golf and it's 9:30
already... I don't have time to wait for the
anaesthetic to
work!'
The dentist thought to
himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his
tooth pulled without using anything to kill the
pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which
tooth is it?"
The man turned to his
wife and said, "Open your mouth Darling, and
show him..