There had been a heavy snowstorm in Canberra and Kevin Rudd was arriving at Parliament House to start work for the day. He noticed that someone had urinated in the snow and had written the words "Rudd Sucks"
As KRudd figured that it was probably the work of one of Tony Abbott's henchmen he called in the Federal Police to find out who was responsible.
Some time later the AFP reported back...
AFP to KRudd: "We should advise you that you have treachery in your own ranks..."
KRudd: "ohhh!"
AFP: "Yes Sir, our DNA experts have conclusively identified the "yellow snow" as that of Wayne Swan."
KRudd: "I seeee!"
AFP: "but it gets worse, Sir"
KRudd: "Do tell me more....."
AFP: "Our handwriting experts have established that the handwriting is Julia Gillard's"
goinsoon said
07:57 PM Jun 23, 2010
jimricho wrote:
There had been a heavy snowstorm in Canberra and Kevin Rudd was arriving at Parliament House to start work for the day. He noticed that someone had urinated in the snow and had written the words "Rudd Sucks"
As KRudd figured that it was probably the work of one of Tony Abbott's henchmen he called in the Federal Police to find out who was responsible.
Some time later the AFP reported back...
AFP to KRudd: "We should advise you that you have treachery in your own ranks..."
KRudd: "ohhh!"
AFP: "Yes Sir, our DNA experts have conclusively identified the "yellow snow" as that of Wayne Swan."
KRudd: "I seeee!"
AFP: "but it gets worse, Sir"
KRudd: "Do tell me more....."
AFP: "Our handwriting experts have established that the handwriting is Julia Gillard's"
"tHE CRIMSON PARROT STRIKES AGAIN"
jimricho said
06:17 AM Jun 24, 2010
goinsoon wrote:"tHE CRIMSON PARROT STRIKES AGAIN"
I had no idea how prescient this "joke" was when I posted it!
Never believe a rumour until it's been officially denied!
-- Edited by jimricho on Thursday 24th of June 2010 06:45:24 AM
goinsoon said
08:52 AM Jun 24, 2010
jimricho wrote:
There had been a heavy snowstorm in Canberra and Kevin Rudd was arriving at Parliament House to start work for the day. He noticed that someone had urinated in the snow and had written the words "Rudd Sucks"
As KRudd figured that it was probably the work of one of Tony Abbott's henchmen he called in the Federal Police to find out who was responsible.
Some time later the AFP reported back...
AFP to KRudd: "We should advise you that you have treachery in your own ranks..."
KRudd: "ohhh!"
AFP: "Yes Sir, our DNA experts have conclusively identified the "yellow snow" as that of Wayne Swan."
KRudd: "I seeee!"
AFP: "but it gets worse, Sir"
KRudd: "Do tell me more....."
AFP: "Our handwriting experts have established that the handwriting is Julia Gillard's"
WOW! you must have second sight - Have you seen this mornings news!!!!
Zoomtopz said
06:56 AM Jun 25, 2010
Yes , he certainly got "the order of the Pork Sword" - well & truly slashed .
jimricho said
07:32 AM Jun 25, 2010
Like all politics it's just a case of the backstabber becoming the "backstabbee"
Allara said
02:09 AM Jun 27, 2010
It's still the same horse. Just a different Jockey
lilly said
02:52 PM Jun 27, 2010
so true still same horse for sure but differnt rider.. no i dont think so .. just differnet cardbourd cut out in front of real rider .......money and .power of big business it called isnt it
Rolly said
10:57 AM Jun 28, 2010
lilly wrote:
so true still same horse for sure but differnt rider.. no i dont think so .. just differnet cardbourd cut out in front of real rider .......money and .power of big business it called isnt it
Just more from the unholy trinity of politics, commerce and religion.
As KRudd figured that it was probably the work of one of Tony Abbott's henchmen he called in the Federal Police to find out who was responsible.
Some time later the AFP reported back...
AFP to KRudd: "We should advise you that you have treachery in your own ranks..."
KRudd: "ohhh!"
AFP: "Yes Sir, our DNA experts have conclusively identified the "yellow snow" as that of Wayne Swan."
KRudd: "I seeee!"
AFP: "but it gets worse, Sir"
KRudd: "Do tell me more....."
AFP: "Our handwriting experts have established that the handwriting is Julia Gillard's"
Never believe a rumour until it's been officially denied!
-- Edited by jimricho on Thursday 24th of June 2010 06:45:24 AM