A definition of globalization thatI can understand and to which I now can relate Question: What is the truest definition ofGlobalization? Answer: PrincessDiana'sdeath. Question: How come? Answer: AnEnglish princess with an Egyptian boyfriend Crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scotch whisky, Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a South African, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Zimbabwe truck drivers, hijacked by Somalis, unloaded by Mozambique men, and trucked to you by Nigerian illegals!
A definition of globalization thatI can understand and to which I now can relate
Question:
What is the truest definition ofGlobalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a
French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a
Belgian who was drunk
on
Scotch whisky,
Followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an
American doctor,
using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a
South African,
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses
Taiwanese chips,
and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by
Zimbabwe
truck drivers,
hijacked by
Somalis,
unloaded by
Mozambique men,
and
trucked to you by
Nigerian illegals!
That, my friends, is Globalization
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