The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs.. of dynamite, Baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says,' "What massive calves you have!' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
jimbo said
07:34 AM May 20, 2010
A man was getting concerned that his 3 daughters might not be as innocent as he wished. What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out. So he brought his 16-year-old daughter into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?" "Yes, daddy, that's a penis". The man exploded! He couldn't believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed, "and you're going to read the bible every day!" He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?" "Yes, daddy, it's a penis" Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away her allowance forever. Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom, dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?" "No, daddy, I don't." "What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis." The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"
and the blonde says,
"What a Great chest you have!'
He tells her,
'That's 100 lbs.. of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'
"What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and
the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes
back on and chases after her..
He catches up to her and asks why
she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies,
'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was!'
not be as innocent as he wished.
What did they already know about sex? He decided to find out.
So he brought his 16-year-old daughter into the bathroom,
dropped his pants, and said "Do you know what this is?"
"Yes, daddy, that's a penis". The man exploded! He couldn't
believe it! "You're grounded for a year", he exclaimed,
"and you're going to read the bible every day!"
He then brought his 14-year-old into the bathroom, and
dropped his pants. "Do you know what this is?"
"Yes, daddy, it's a penis"
Unbelievable! He grounded her for 2 years, and took away
her allowance forever.
Finally, he brought his 12-year-old into the bathroom,
dropped his pants, and asked "Do you know what this is?"
"No, daddy, I don't."
"What a good girl! I'm very proud of you! I'm going to raise
your allowance! Anyway, this is called a penis."
The girl laughed and said, "You call THAT a penis?!?"