Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two bits of bread.

Mary had a little lamb It fleece was black as soot Everywhere that Mary went It's sooty foot it put. ( one of my Dad's )

Mary had a little bear to which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went you saw her bare......following.

-- Edited by Rolly on Friday 16th of April 2010 01:00:57 PM

Mary had a little lanb,
She also had a bear.
Although we've seen Mary's lamb,
We've never seen her bare!

Mary had a little bike she rode it on the grass everytime the wheel went round the spokes went up her a***

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered,
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was black as charcoal Every time it turned around You saw it's dirty ............ Zoomtop

Mary had a little hen She kept it in a bucket Every time she let it out The rooster used to ... ...chase it