After 2 visits, & exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
I'm about 60.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, or wine?" "Oh no," I replied "& I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked "Do you eat steaks & barbecued ribs?" I said "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't" I said. He asked "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No" I said. He looked at me & said "Then, why do you give a sh1t?"
I recently went to a new doctor.
After 2 visits, & exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well'
for my age.
I'm about 60.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied "& I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked "Do you eat steaks & barbecued ribs?"
I said "Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't" I said.
He asked "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No" I said.
He looked at me & said "Then, why do you give a sh1t?"
Food for thought.