A bloke comes home from work and goes into the lounge and plonks himself in his favourite chair and turns on the telly.
He says to the missus "Quick honey get me a beer it's gunna start"
She gets him a beer and as he finishes it he says to the missus "Quick honey, get me another beer it's gunna start real soon"
She gets him another beer and as he finishes this one he says to the missus "Quick honey,get me another beer it's gunna start any second"
With this she says "You come home, plonk yourself down on your fat arse, watch telly and don't even say hello to me. I cook and clean for you all day, look after the kids, do the shopping ...........
"It's started"    he says