Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.' she replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?' 'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'
DKay said
08:07 PM Feb 16, 2010
Similar - I'm taking you somewhere expensive - the "servo"
A THOUGHTFUL SCOTTISH HUSBAND?
Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
she replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'
'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'