A client went to a lawyer and asked him if he could answer two questions for a fee of $1000 each. "Sure" said the lawyer, "What's the second question"?!!
Thommo.
-- Edited by thommo on Tuesday 2nd of February 2010 11:05:33 PM
jimbo said
09:27 AM Feb 3, 2010
woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it
Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened - I didn't get beat up and couldn't be happier!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
"Sure" said the lawyer, "What's the second question"?!!
Thommo.
-- Edited by thommo on Tuesday 2nd of February 2010 11:05:33 PM