She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week..
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Enjoy the perfect breakfast, ladies!
Ma said
04:30 AM Jan 26, 2010
Not my idea of a perfect breakfast, but this is..................
The fact that I was fortunate enough to wake up TO HAVE BREAKFAST
And so did my Husband
A cup of tea...........Bushells of course
A slice of home made bread.........toasted
My Son has arrived home safely
My Daughter rang just to say Hi, How are you Mum
My boyfriend made the cover of the kindy newsletter
My Husband tells me AGAIN that he loves me
A PERFECT START TO THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Cooper said
06:05 PM Jan 27, 2010
I was reading in "Just Joking", after reading Dave's comment in the general forum of "Yes I know I pinched it", it was good of Dave to bring Ma's comments to the fore.
Well done Dave. I think that maybe Two bob doesn't have much respect for women if he thinks that our ladies would think that was the perfect breakfast. He must think they are all very shallow women at that rate.Ma is on the button.I can help but ask , "Why would our wives think that is the perfect breakfast ?"My lovely lady, for one, was quite offended.
twobob said
07:17 PM Jan 27, 2010
You are getting up my nose Cooper - Whats your problem - are you able to comprehend anything!!! read whats written here and elsewhere. I can take constructive critism,
Just for you and i will type it twice, knowing how you can not comprehend well
A Lady Posted this elsewhere, I just copied it as she posted it
that is
A FEMALE POSTED THIS elswhere, I just copied it as she posted
she thought it funny. Ma's version is much better
Cooper said
07:44 PM Jan 27, 2010
Read that very s l o w l y Two bob yep got that mate. Written by a FEMALE. Never the less it is still degrading to a woman.
twobob said
08:11 PM Jan 27, 2010
Appology accepted,
jimricho said
06:58 AM Jan 29, 2010
Lighten up folks.....the occasional politically incorrect joke will appear here from time to time so deal with it. There are plenty of jokes satirical of us blokes that do the rounds in the emails and appear here but we don't carry on about them, in fact I often get a laugh out of them and pass them on too.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week..
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Enjoy the perfect breakfast, ladies!
The fact that I was fortunate enough to wake up TO HAVE BREAKFAST
And so did my Husband
A cup of tea...........Bushells of course
A slice of home made bread.........toasted
My Son has arrived home safely
My Daughter rang just to say Hi, How are you Mum
My boyfriend made the cover of the kindy newsletter
My Husband tells me AGAIN that he loves me
A PERFECT START TO THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I was reading in "Just Joking", after reading Dave's comment in the general forum of "Yes I know I pinched it", it was good of Dave to bring Ma's comments to the fore.
Well done Dave.
I think that maybe Two bob doesn't have much respect for women if he thinks that our ladies would think that was the perfect breakfast. He must think they are all very shallow women at that rate. Ma is on the button. I can help but ask , "Why would our wives think that is the perfect breakfast ?" My lovely lady, for one, was quite offended.
Just for you and i will type it twice, knowing how you can not comprehend well
A Lady Posted this elsewhere, I just copied it as she posted it
that is
A FEMALE POSTED THIS elswhere, I just copied it as she posted
she thought it funny. Ma's version is much better
Read that very s l o w l y Two bob yep got that mate. Written by a FEMALE. Never the less it is still degrading to a woman.