A mother and her young son were flying Eastwest Airlines
from Melbourne to Merimbula.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his mother and said,
If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why dont big planes have baby planes?
The mother (who couldnt think of a suitable answer)
suggested he ask the stewardess.
So the young boy asked the stewardess,
If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why dont big planes have baby planes?
The stewardess asked, Did your mother tell you to ask
me?
He said that his mother had.
So the stewardess said,
Tell your mother that its because Eastwest always pulls
out on time.