Creative Puns for Educated Minds1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie..9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital, when his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.16. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
jimricho said
09:11 PM Jan 20, 2010
The late Welsh singer and Goon, Sir Harry Secombe used the Sir Cumference line against himself when he was knighted
-- Edited by jimricho on Wednesday 20th of January 2010 08:11:26 PM
jimricho said
09:15 PM Jan 20, 2010
She was an optician's daughter and after two glasses she made a spectacle of herself
She was an oxy-welder's daughter and she had acetylene breasts
-- Edited by jimricho on Wednesday 20th of January 2010 08:11:26 PM