Ok, some of these don't apply to us but it does make you stop and think this was sent to me by a friend in email. No I didn't check it on snopes, just thought it was another topic for conversation.
At first I thought this was funny..... Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think..
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
When he's gone, Do not relax, It takes time to apply The inheritance tax.
as well as the Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Death Tax Dog License Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment (UI) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Hunting License Tax Hydro Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax Personal Income Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Provincial Income and sales tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax Telephone Federal Tax Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax --- and in 2010
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
JRH said
06:00 PM Jan 16, 2010
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so very true Ma, it won't be long before we are taxed on the oxygen we breathe, I mean it would help toward the enviromental fund.
goinsoon said
06:24 PM Jan 16, 2010
You can than Tony Abbott for stopping that tax, Kev Con wanted to go to the Copenhagen conference with that tax in the bag.
william the third said
06:28 PM Jan 16, 2010
Can you smell politicians------PHEW!!!
JRH said
06:33 PM Jan 16, 2010
william the third wrote:
Can you smell politicians------PHEW!!!
Yep worse than a blocked sewer................
ibbo said
07:16 PM Jan 16, 2010
No Comment.Comes the revoloution,all will be revealed.JRH and his band of stink detectors will tour the land and purge us of Smelly Politicians,Mc Donalds stores,and my friends Bloody Ducks Nannas.Cheers.Ibbo................You may have guessed it is Yummie time.lol.
JRH said
07:34 PM Jan 16, 2010
To quote that now famous Duck, 'onya ibbo.
Ps; Had a typo wouldn't you know it.
-- Edited by JRH on Saturday 16th of January 2010 06:35:38 PM
justcruisin01 said
09:12 PM Jan 16, 2010
No wonder the grass is growing under our feet , can,t afford to move for the fear of another tax . Next thing they will tax us for sitting around . Bugger,,,,,,,,,,I,m out of here before it happens.
JRH said
09:23 PM Jan 16, 2010
justcruisin01 wrote:
No wonder the grass is growing under our feet , can,t afford to move for the fear of another tax . Next thing they will tax us for sitting around . Bugger,,,,,,,,,,I,m out of here before it happens.
Ok, some of these don't apply to us but it does make you stop and think this was sent to me by a friend in email. No I didn't check it on snopes, just thought it was another topic for conversation.
At first I thought this was funny..... Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It takes time to apply
The inheritance tax.
as well as the
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
--- and in 2010
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
You can than Tony Abbott for stopping that tax, Kev Con wanted to go to the Copenhagen conference with that tax in the bag.
Yep worse than a blocked sewer................
Ps; Had a typo wouldn't you know it.
-- Edited by JRH on Saturday 16th of January 2010 06:35:38 PM
Next thing they will tax us for sitting around .
Bugger,,,,,,,,,,I,m out of here before it happens.