A very large lady, wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Dublin, She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointe to all the people in the bar and said in a loud voice: "WHAT MAN HERE WILL BUY A LADY A DRINK"
The bar fell silent as everyone tried to ignore her, except for Paddy, drunk, at the end of the bar who slapped his money down and yelled "GIVE THE BALLERINA A DRINK"
The bartender poured her a drink and she chugged it down,
She turned to the patrons again, revealing the same hairy armpit and said again: "WHAT MAN HERE WILL BUY A LADY A DRINK"
Once again the same drunk at the end of the bar slapped his money down and said "GIVE THE BALLERINA A DRINK"
The barman served the drink and went up tp Paddy and said tell me it's it's your money and you can buy her drinks all night, but why do you keep calling her "THE BALLERINA"
Jasus!!Paddy replied any blooidy woman who can liftg her leg that high has gotta be a Ballerina!!!!
-- Edited by goinsoon on Tuesday 12th of January 2010 08:14:00 PM
Palebushman said
11:38 PM Jan 12, 2010
Shouldn't this 'Joke' be in this part of the GN's Forum? :-
It's usually the place to go when one wants to exercise one's chuckle-muscles
goinsoon said
09:35 AM Jan 13, 2010
Sorry had a senior moment, I notice that a lot of us here have them occasionaly - sorry when I get time I will cut my heart out, for god's sake get a life there are more serious issues to worry about than someone accidently posting on the wrong bloody page
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 13th of January 2010 08:37:25 AM
A very large lady, wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in Dublin, She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointe to all the people in the bar and said in a loud voice: "WHAT MAN HERE WILL BUY A LADY A DRINK"
The bar fell silent as everyone tried to ignore her, except for Paddy, drunk, at the end of the bar who slapped his money down and yelled "GIVE THE BALLERINA A DRINK"
The bartender poured her a drink and she chugged it down,
She turned to the patrons again, revealing the same hairy armpit and said again: "WHAT MAN HERE WILL BUY A LADY A DRINK"
Once again the same drunk at the end of the bar slapped his money down and said "GIVE THE BALLERINA A DRINK"
The barman served the drink and went up tp Paddy and said tell me it's it's your money and you can buy her drinks all night, but why do you keep calling her "THE BALLERINA"
Jasus!!Paddy replied any blooidy woman who can liftg her leg that high has gotta be a Ballerina!!!!
-- Edited by goinsoon on Tuesday 12th of January 2010 08:14:00 PM
http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?aBID=51933&subForumID=453441&p=2
It's usually the place to go when one wants to exercise one's chuckle-muscles
-- Edited by goinsoon on Wednesday 13th of January 2010 08:37:25 AM