The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing!
The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a ****?
All the men stood up.
No, no he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****? All the women stood up.
No, no, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesnt belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
No, no, he said. that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
clazandaza said
08:25 PM Jan 9, 2010
The politically correct automatic editor/censor on this system sometimes makes you laugh.
Great joke DKay and lucky we all know that a rooster is also called, and quite correctly, a **** ! No doubt the system will censor that too. Lets see if the system hits this: All male pilots in an aeroplane drive from the ****pit of the plane. All female pilots drive from the box office.
BarbandDaz said
08:28 PM Jan 9, 2010
Does it censor c.o.c.k.pit??? No it didn't
-- Edited by BarbandDaz on Saturday 9th of January 2010 07:28:51 PM
drongo & wendy said
07:51 AM Jan 10, 2010
loved it, still chuckling
pricey43 said
02:12 PM Jan 10, 2010
Good one! Brought a smile to the dial.
tom333 said
04:01 PM Jan 10, 2010
very funny, will have to remember that one
jimricho said
05:40 PM Jan 10, 2010
tom333 wrote:
very funny, will have to remember that one
Even funnier for the censoring! when I read it I had quite a s****** ...beat you to it Mr Censor!
The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing!
The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a ****?
All the men stood up.
No, no he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****? All the women stood up.
No, no, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesnt belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
No, no, he said. that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Great joke DKay and lucky we all know that a rooster is also called, and quite correctly, a **** ! No doubt the system will censor that too. Lets see if the system hits this: All male pilots in an aeroplane drive from the ****pit of the plane. All female pilots drive from the box office.
No it didn't
-- Edited by BarbandDaz on Saturday 9th of January 2010 07:28:51 PM
Even funnier for the censoring! when I read it I had quite a s****** ...beat you to it Mr Censor!