A man was in his front yard mowing his lawn, when his attractive blonde neighbour came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox, She opened it then slammed it shut and stomped back into her house in a huff.
A little later she again came out of the house and went to the mailbox opend it, slammed it shut and stomped back minside again.
As he was trimming the hedge, she came out and again opened and slammed the mailbox shut, this time harder than ever.

Puzzled by this the man asked her "Is something wrong"

"There certainly is" - My stupid computer keeps saying "YOU GOT MAIL"