1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Yeah trouble is Ridgebacks are as docile as Gracie, or should I say any dog can be as aggressive as it's owner wants it to be. I'd prefer to take on one Doberman in prefference to 2 irate terriers any day.... But you're right a dogs size does deter those who would do you harm....
Basil Faulty said
09:34 AM Jan 2, 2010
Palebushman wrote:
These two do the trick at our place.
Magnificent hound Bushman, have you trianed it to rout ********** agents provocateur?
ibbo said
11:07 AM Jan 2, 2010
ha Ha,very smooth Basil.Got to read between the lines eh?Cheers.Ibbo.
JRH said
02:03 PM Jan 2, 2010
Hey Ducky, want a real good security system then I suggest you get a few geese or are they too aggressive for a poor little duck.
rosey said
02:06 PM Jan 2, 2010
You could ask Sunshine if she has any to spare.... (geese that is!)
-- Edited by rosey on Saturday 2nd of January 2010 01:06:21 PM
ibbo said
02:23 PM Jan 2, 2010
A lot of the old distilleries in Scotland use Geese as their front line security guards.Dangerous things when aroused................Oh no,just put my foot in it again.Don't say it Ducky.Remember being chased by one when I was a kid, looked as big as a Dakota flapping and hissing as it tried to impale me on it's beak.Cheers.Ibbo.
Basil Faulty said
02:40 PM Jan 2, 2010
Swans rampant are not to be taken lightly either, they pack a real whallop and if you grab them by the neck in self defence they have nasty spurs on their feet...
milo said
03:13 PM Jan 2, 2010
This is my boy "Ben" the border collie dog (12 year old)
most the time he looks like he could lick you to death, but he has the bark for it
if needed , and if he dont like any one he'll let me know..
just dont like thunderstorms..
Delta18 said
04:50 PM Jan 2, 2010
Big boots and BIG dog dish at the front door....Love it!
Mick themungrel said
08:08 AM Jan 3, 2010
This is my security system all 3.1kg of her
dave06 said
11:57 AM Jan 3, 2010
yeah! mick we got two of them, they imediately tell us when the bad guys are around, they scratch and yelp and whine at the door until we let them in away from the danger
Disco Duck said
03:11 PM Jan 3, 2010
Mick themungrel wrote:
This is my security system all 3.1kg of her
Looks like one of the "dog" chains from the truck around the poor little buggers neck. At least you don't have to chain a duck!!
dave06 said
03:31 PM Jan 3, 2010
no!!!! but I reckon duck muzzles should be necesary!!!
JRH said
04:18 PM Jan 3, 2010
dave06 wrote:
no!!!! but I reckon duck muzzles should be necesary!!!
I beg to differ Dave0, not necessary but mandatory, I mean all that quacking, on and on...................... :) :) :)
ibbo said
04:23 PM Jan 3, 2010
How long Ducky,How long?
Basil Faulty said
07:51 PM Jan 3, 2010
You can also get one of those Fake Gaurd Dogs that DSE sell activated by noise at the door...
percy said
09:27 PM Jan 3, 2010
this is our security system he tells ya when things arnt right
How long Ibbo??..........how lucky these people are that I am a DUCK with infinite patience and as I know that they understand nothing.........I let it flow over Ibbo.
BUT.......I am making notes and come the revolution................their reckoning will come!!
Mick themungrel said
07:14 AM Jan 4, 2010
dave06 wrote:
yeah! mick we got two of them, they imediately tell us when the bad guys are around, they scratch and yelp and whine at the door until we let them in away from the danger
Not this little bugger she goes off if there is somthing about she doesnt like , half the time I cant see what stirred her up . Did in Moree 1 night . Had a wheel bearing let go on the dollie which stuffed the hub none in stock so camped behind the yard under flood lights . About 2 am she went berserk (3months old at the time) and heard from outside "**** theres a f####ng big dog in there get going " Looked out the window to see 2 kids running like hell down the street . mentioned it in the workshop next morning and comment from the boss was "bloody ------ coc kroaches at it again"
-- Edited by Mick themungrel on Monday 4th of January 2010 06:15:24 AM
goinsoon said
09:24 AM Jan 4, 2010
My ever alert guard dog, he likes to be comfy when he is on duty
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Ducky
But you're right a dogs size does deter those who would do you harm....
Magnificent hound Bushman, have you trianed it to rout ********** agents provocateur?
-- Edited by rosey on Saturday 2nd of January 2010 01:06:21 PM
This is my security system all 3.1kg of her
percy
Did in Moree 1 night . Had a wheel bearing let go on the dollie which stuffed the hub none in stock so camped behind the yard under flood lights . About 2 am she went berserk (3months old at the time) and heard from outside "**** theres a f####ng big dog in there get going " Looked out the window to see 2 kids running like hell down the street . mentioned it in the workshop next morning and comment from the boss was "bloody ------ coc kroaches at it again"
-- Edited by Mick themungrel on Monday 4th of January 2010 06:15:24 AM
My ever alert guard dog, he likes to be comfy when he is on duty