This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....
all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as
stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next
day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his
wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that
she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the
same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She
replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather
jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on
the paint can and it said....
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Yep. I know you will...
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."