Whos is whos?

I havent seen mine as yet Basil, it's still in it's original packaging and I want to keep it pristine in case I sell it on one day! might be worth a quid on ebay!

Yep.............I'll second that Basil. I have never seen his either. LOL Does a damn good job of hiding it away!!

oh now I get it, christ how thick am I, (shut up duck or it's open season!), all the girlies in brain two, didnt see it at first!

I rest my case!!

Sorry Dav0 there is just no hope for you friend, maybe you should consult Dr's Ibbo and Duck for a cure, mind you they will probably lobotomise you...... :) :) :)

YES Ibbo............. a Labotomy!!!................how long since we did one of those??

I think it was the dyslexic pygmy with the anger problem?? No.......hang on.... was before the Arab who had the .........?? No!! definitely the Pygmy. I remember it well because we had to use the very small stirrups.

Go start studying up mate............brush up on your knowledge. You have ten minutes before Dinner!!

Lab...ot...tomy?? Is that anywhere near the appendix??

No sweat DaveO.................give us a bit of time............we NEVER rush into anything and always guarantee.

Granny will give a written testemonial should you require further assurances

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:30:32 PM

DaveO, I would think very carefully before you allow Mr Duck and Ibbo to lob anything at you. If you do decide to go ahead make sure you are covered by Medicare!!!! Item number  2796682456687100053650258.  Doesn't come up very much.

I believe there is a compulsory wearing of an alfoil beanie for a convalescant period of two weeks.

Terro

-- Edited by Terro on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 05:19:10 PM

Don't give out too much Mr Terro.............We were going to give you the job of transporting the patient..................

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Don't give out too much Mr Terro.............We were going to give you the job of transporting the patient..................

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Oh goody, a Christmas bonus. I've been wanting to practice my roadside brain surgery techniques.

Anyway about time you two "providors" slung a little work my way.

Terro

 

You didn't notice...................MR.....Terro.!! You will be permanently demoted if you give out too many secrets!!

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Sorry Dav0 there is just no hope for you friend, maybe you should consult Dr's Ibbo and Duck for a cure, mind you they will probably lobotomise you...... :) :) :)

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As W C Fields said... "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

 

Esteemed Dr Duck.It willbe my pleasure to assist you with a total lobbowhatever.All our years of study and sleepless nights will come to to the fruition at the stroke of the scalpel.I have studied at great length beheading.............No wrong page.Terro,we may have a demarcation dispute here,we fix em after you deliver them.We don't drive your Ambo,so dont you operate on our stooges.Correction patients.As Issac Newton said,and I repeat ,as you do when you stutter and can't think what to say next.Time for my medication and Alfoil supplement.Cheers.Ibbo.

Ibbo........Ibbo........wake up my old mate........!! It is I who assists you. ..... You are the chief surgeon.............I am the assisstant........remember?? I hold them down and YOU cut?? I'm glad you put Sir Terro in his place. Starting to get out of line he was!!

I meant no offence to Sir Terro,but you know what it's like with the Union these days.Do you remember when he lent us the Ambo to go up to Sydney and Kings Cross,what ablast,sirens,lights,selling the goodies from Terro's first aid box.Hired the ambo out to The "U Bang" Massage parlour.Hey the look on Terros face when we gave him back the Ambo,should have checked inside it before we left Sydney,Five of the Bangers Ladies and customers still inside.Cheers.Ibbo.

Thanks again Basil for clearing that up now i know whats in my brain. Often wondered why i keep seeing naked women. If i remove the alfoil beany will they escape????

Hey Dav0 I'll put the bill for the referral to our esteemd pair in the mail shall I............... ..........................LOL

Laugh as you may O Ye of little faith.Stuffed if I know why I wrote that,lost my train of thought for a moment.Gawd it's been a long year,time to wash it away with an early start on my celebration Yummies,OP Bundy with Schnapps chasers.Heave ho me hearties,now is the time that Ibbo parties..3.56 pm here.I will try really hard and not look at my PC tonight.Ok just starting to work my way through the Users List on the Forum.I will try and have a Yummie with everybody.Happy New Year .

I'll tell you JRH...............there is a lot more than money comes into this one.............there is also a professional reputation to uphold. In order to have a labotomy.....one must have a brain. Now comes the part where the decision must be made..........Do we .......as in Professor Ibbo and I.......... waste our most valuable time looking or do we get in outside contractors at a cheaper rate to do the search?? If we use outside contractors to search and they happen to find one.......will they want to take credit for that?? If we find one.......will it be too small to operate on....if so, do we admit to finding it?? I know Professor Ibbo is more than capable of performing micro-surgery, but there comes a time when it is just a waste of time...........and besides, the neighbours kid wants his magnifying glass back!! How long do the batteries in the torch last?? When you have a patient knocked out cold...the last thing you want to be doing is running around looking for batteries. You can only knock someone out so many times......before concussion sets in!! These are the sorts of problems we are faced with daily.................not too many people would be aware of this. So I hope this helps you to decide, when you send the bill to DaveO.

Hey you Guys....where's my bl**dy Ambulance......... you promised to have it back before the start of day shift..... where the h*ll is it..... And I don't want to hear it is stuck in Kings Cross....... If I look at the news tonight and see a Vic reg ambo in Sydney I will have your proverbials off. ....... Hang on a minute you both lost your proverbials in Hong Kong or Singapore didn't you. If I remember rightly an unsavoury affair with lychee fruit and sticky rice..........The communal baths were not the same again..... Don't go there with my beautiful Sprinter ambo. GET IT BACK. Damn FAA antics...... can't believe a word they say...... last time empty stubbies in the IV pack...... Syringes full of heaven knows what.........whipped cream it turned out to be....the mind does somersaults thinking about it......BRING IT BACK!!!!!!NOW.

Terro.

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You didn't notice...................MR.....Terro.!!

You will be permanently demoted if you give out too many secrets!!

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That is correct Mr Duck. I drop the Knighthood when practising RSBS (Road side brain surgery) as Mr's are more repsected in the medical field than mere Doctors. Granny will know that. you two are cases in point, and what cases you are! Mr Ibbo, General surgeon ably assisted by Mr Duck assistant cutter, has a ring doesn't it. But I notice you also recognised my resurgence into knighthood a little later. Better late than never of course. On that note, don't have my ambo back late, and drop the ladies off before the casualty this time. They played havoc with the orderlies  before. I was banned from the tea room for a month after that.

 

-- Edited by Terro on Thursday 31st of December 2009 04:30:22 PM

Relax mate.......it's back.......in Victoria!! I think it is in the police compound at the moment!! We promised to get it back here at the start of your shift .........and we will. I don't know what all the fuss was about anyway. I wasn't us that ran over the kid on the bike!! He had stopped to watch us unloading the alligator out the back of the ambulance and the Rickshaw driver ran over him. Why would they confiscate an ambulance over that?? Hey....you couldn't start your shift a little later could you??....it'll be okay..........honest!!

ah!! now as for the bill John, I havent got the change, they stopped producing 2 cent pieces a fair while ago! so I will have to go for a more complex operation, maybe a relaxation implant, that should bring the cost up to a Dollar!

DaveO.............first the bad news.!! It doesn't get much more complex than to have a labotomy on a non-existent brain!! Trust me!!

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ah!! now as for the bill John, I havent got the change, they stopped producing 2 cent pieces a fair while ago!

so I will have to go for a more complex operation, maybe a relaxation implant, that should bring the cost up to a Dollar!

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Not a problem Dave0 I'm feeling benevolent today and I reckon your Lobotomy by our esteemed Ducky and ibbo will be sufficient payment for my meagre services......... :) :) :)

PS: I have a tin full of one and two cent pieces if you need some.

oh!!! so nice to have freinds isnt it, they can always be counted on in times of stress! just not in here! that's it, I'm putting my pants on and going home so there!