After extensive consultation with NASA together with British Aerospace, CSIRO and the Russian Space Agency I finally have my Alfoil beanie to use when on this forum.
NASA tells me that the aerial is essentioa to stop any damage to my brain through the top of my head and CSIRO in conjuction with ASIO tell me that I also must wear the approved Alfoil glasses to stop any b/s I may see on the screen when on this forum entering my brain through my eyes.
The design and development of this unit cost a fortune, but all of these scientific agencies tell me it will be worth it.
goinsoon..................it looks very good...............however to follow Nomad Alfoil Beanie protocol......................you will need to clear it with the authority higher than NAASA and ASIO........................."Captain Basil".
The Captain's approval on designs, is mandatory!!
The fact that ASIO has suggested that you may see B/S on these pages, shows you the total lack of credibility that these government agencies have. Therefore they are not to be consulted nor considered in any way!!
In other words............we'll need the "Nod" from Captain Basil
Personally ......I like the design and I think the antenna would be very useful at this time of year to pick up the radio waves from the cricket tests!! Well done goinsoon!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:23:40 AM
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:24:11 AM
Disco Duck said
11:22 AM Dec 30, 2009
Rosey..................you are next!! No one is exempt!!
rosey said
11:23 AM Dec 30, 2009
Nah! I'm safe...got me garlic around me neck!
ibbo said
11:24 AM Dec 30, 2009
Ha Ha,another one is admitted to the on line Nut Factory.Brian it is not to late to seek salvation from the Alfoil Sect.The new gear that you are wearing is now 100% tax deductable,wehave Rolly to thank for this,he spent many sleepless nights pondering and using really long words that only a public servant would understand to have Alfoil Protective Reflective Beam Repellant gear added to medicare.Cheers.Ibbo.
rosey said
11:28 AM Dec 30, 2009
You'd think Medicare would recognise garlic! After all its natural, non-polluting renewable and green!
The way it works is that you stink so much nobody comes near enough to give you any germs.
goinsoon said
11:52 AM Dec 30, 2009
Nah!! It's OK I got a guvmint grant to develop it - We got a Labour Guvmint now, they pay for everything as long as you use big words in your application
ibbo said
11:59 AM Dec 30, 2009
Ha Ha.This place just gets better.Sure brightens up my day here in the Home for the Bewlidered and incontinent.Cheers.Ibbo.
goinsoon said
12:06 PM Dec 30, 2009
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
I think the beanie is working, they are going to let me out four days a week now, as long as I have a carer - mmmmmmmmm!!
Disco Duck said
12:44 PM Dec 30, 2009
No Rosey.............it is because Garlic is a natural product that it will not be recognised by Medicare.
Go on............spoil yourselves........get on the Alfoil gravy train........you know you want to!!
Thanks Rolly!!
See..........all that ed-youmacation weren't wasted nohow!!
Basil Faulty said
12:58 PM Dec 30, 2009
goinsoon wrote:
After extensive consultation with NASA together with British Aerospace, CSIRO and the Russian Space Agency I finally have my Alfoil beanie to use when on this forum.
NASA tells me that the aerial is essentioa to stop any damage to my brain through the top of my head and CSIRO in conjuction with ASIO tell me that I also must wear the approved Alfoil glasses to stop any b/s I may see on the screen when on this forum entering my brain through my eyes.
The design and development of this unit cost a fortune, but all of these scientific agencies tell me it will be worth it.
I will keep you informed how it performs.
Yes looks like the SAA approved one.... Do you find that the alfoil beenie allows you to go where no other go during the post Xmas sales? I found that the crowds simply part like the waters of the Red Sea... The only problem is the alfoil does still allow tracking and the clear film wrap version is perhaps better in this regard.....
Basil Faulty said
01:01 PM Dec 30, 2009
Rosey sorry the Garlic is only for Vampires, it has no effect on Gopvt Agencies or Aliens.... tests would have to be done on Alfoil covered garlic soaked woolen beanies that may work on Vampires & Aliens.....
goinsoon said
01:43 PM Dec 30, 2009
Basil
I tried going to the post Xmas sales in the Alfoil beanie but it started to spark and it gave me an electric shock to the brain.
Do you think if I coat it with garlic paste it might help
rosey said
06:54 PM Dec 30, 2009
Probably not, but if you mix some butter with the cooked garlic you could spread it on some toasted french bread slices, and enjoy garlic bread! Much better use for it!!
Disco Duck said
08:49 PM Dec 30, 2009
I don't think there is room on these forums for practicalities Rosey..........!! LOL
goinsoon said
08:59 PM Dec 30, 2009
Cant do thar rosey, it makes too much sense
rosey said
10:14 PM Dec 30, 2009
Well I tried... somebody has to!
Basil Faulty said
10:28 AM Dec 31, 2009
rosey wrote:
Probably not, but if you mix some butter with the cooked garlic you could spread it on some toasted french bread slices, and enjoy garlic bread! Much better use for it!!
French Bread???? sorry Rosey it's Siagon longsticks (or ronstick in vietnamese) now....
So why is a french horn in french a Cor Anlgaise which translates to english horn....
After extensive consultation with NASA together with British Aerospace, CSIRO and the Russian Space Agency I finally have my Alfoil beanie to use when on this forum.
NASA tells me that the aerial is essentioa to stop any damage to my brain through the top of my head and CSIRO in conjuction with ASIO tell me that I also must wear the approved Alfoil glasses to stop any b/s I may see on the screen when on this forum entering my brain through my eyes.
The design and development of this unit cost a fortune, but all of these scientific agencies tell me it will be worth it.
I will keep you informed how it performs.
Gawd help us, we have another.
The Captain's approval on designs, is mandatory!!
The fact that ASIO has suggested that you may see B/S on these pages, shows you the total lack of credibility that these government agencies have. Therefore they are not to be consulted nor considered in any way!!
In other words............we'll need the "Nod" from Captain Basil
Personally ......I like the design and I think the antenna would be very useful at this time of year to pick up the radio waves from the cricket tests!! Well done goinsoon!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:23:40 AM
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:24:11 AM
The way it works is that you stink so much nobody comes near enough to give you any germs.
The only problem is the alfoil does still allow tracking and the clear film wrap version is perhaps better in this regard.....
tests would have to be done on Alfoil covered garlic soaked woolen beanies that may work on Vampires & Aliens.....
So why is a french horn in french a Cor Anlgaise which translates to english horn....