Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,a drunk American led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied. 'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back. His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, aAustralian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid b*ast*rd. It's ten past three in the f***ing morning !!!'
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, aAustralian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
'For f*#k's sake, you stupid b*ast*rd. It's ten past three in the f***ing morning !!!'