You have me there Mr Duck. The story behind this is thus.......
In my role as Clinical Instructor with the Fire Brigade I have to cover many aspects of resuscitation. We concentrated on one member giving mouth to mouth or EAR resuscitation and the other member performing CPR. Unfortunately the notes didn't cover any possiblity of the various body parts not being connected. We are working very hard to rectify this problem but as you know firemen mainly only want to play with their hoses. What the firewomen want to play with is pure speculation. In the mean time please have complete faith in the expertise of the resuscitators should you be on the receiving end.
Terro
Rolly said
12:28 PM Dec 17, 2009
Those uniforms look French.
A variation on the "French Kiss" of life??
Terro said
12:49 PM Dec 17, 2009
We're very Multi-cultural here in Melbourne!!! We'll even put out French fires, administer French kisses and deliver French Le er mail.....
Terro
Rolly said
12:55 PM Dec 17, 2009
Terro wrote:
We're very Multi-cultural here in Melbourne!!! We'll even put out French fires, administer French kisses and deliver French Le er mail.....
Terro
Our Postie's a Taffy.
Delivers Welsh letters.
You know,
The ones with leeks in.
"Boom! Boom!"
Terro said
01:18 PM Dec 17, 2009
His names not Pat is it? Does he have a black and white cat? If so I'm envious
Terro
brickies said
01:35 PM Dec 17, 2009
Terro were you keeping ahead of things
dave06 said
01:39 PM Dec 17, 2009
well I have been reliably informed the patient was in one piece and fine before Terro got to him!
too many arguments as to who should have which part so they delegated and split the patient between them!
brickies said
02:31 PM Dec 17, 2009
what a cutting comment
Disco Duck said
02:47 PM Dec 17, 2009
If you ever hear an Ambo say to his offsider...... "I'll split it with you".........start to worry!!
ibbo said
03:32 PM Dec 17, 2009
It's when you can't hear the ambo at all that you know you are in deepmire.
dave06 said
05:37 PM Dec 17, 2009
anything like me Ibbo,.................. I am always in the mire, merely the depth vary's
JRH said
05:45 PM Dec 17, 2009
You are no orphan Dave0.:):)
dave06 said
05:56 PM Dec 17, 2009
copping it today! we have serviced the header so I thought I would come home for a while as it is too wet out in the paddock
well all the kids just want to see pop!, the bedlam, screaming and fighting and just plain noise of all the kids scrambling to be the first and only one on my lap only created mass problems with the dragon and co! who are up to their proverbials in cooking paraphernalia and foodstuffs various
I have been abused beyond comprehension and all I have done is to walk in the door thus ensuring chaos to reign, well I did nick the occasional cake and a bit of other stuff
but oh boy the abusive retorts that were inflicted at me was not lady like at all!
JRH said
06:00 PM Dec 17, 2009
Nicking cakes??? That is definitley one way to get the good lady offside, I am beginning to think you are a slow learner after all Dave0. :):):)
Disco Duck said
06:04 PM Dec 17, 2009
Yeah.............and worse still JRH................nicking cakes and NOT sharing with his mates. We are his mates aren't we?? Just nod you head and say YES!!
dave06 said
06:06 PM Dec 17, 2009
yep I send one of the toddlers out now to flog the cake, see not so slow after all!
If I could just train them to make a cuppa and bring it in to me I would be very happy!!
JRH said
06:13 PM Dec 17, 2009
I'se nodding my head:):)
JRH said
06:16 PM Dec 17, 2009
dave06 wrote:
yep I send one of the toddlers out now to flog the cake, see not so slow after all!
If I could just train them to make a cuppa and bring it in to me I would be very happy!!
What only one cuppa Dave0? Geez you a becoming a bloody miser, and at this time of the year also. LOL
Disco Duck said
06:26 PM Dec 17, 2009
So'm I JRH.......and still no cakes??
JRH said
06:30 PM Dec 17, 2009
We better be careful Disco, they will be calling us Noddy soon.:):)
Smokeydk said
08:02 PM Dec 17, 2009
What do you expect from a Melbourne-ite.......LOL
Dave
Terro said
09:42 PM Dec 17, 2009
Smokydk, Dave, old mate if you are going to hang sh one t get it right. It's Melburnians just like Adelaidians OK? Phew.
Terro
ibbo said
09:48 PM Dec 17, 2009
Flog the kids I say,cake stealing little buggers.Clap em in irons and send them to the Salt Mines................................Now back to 2009.How nice to have the children at your feet .Dave you must set an example to the Children.Don't nick the cakes or Pa will go crook on you.Oh Hell here comes Matron Mangle,she is wearing her Black leather item tonight,someone is going to cop a bit oflash tonight.On goes the Alfoil Helmet with visor and ear plugs.As you were saying Dave.....................to wet to operate the header,glad you serviced it.(Ducky don't even think about it") what Dave does in his spare time has nothing to do with us.Better go,Matron Mangle is about to select her bondage ,er I mean exercise type person for her personal therapy and gratification lesson."pick me,Pick me"Ishout in anticipation,Well we can dream can't we?.Wow we have gone a long way from Ducky watching Sir Terro at work have we not.Oh well Happy Easter.Cheers.Ibbo.
Terro said
09:51 PM Dec 17, 2009
Ibbo, pal, you have it spot on. just where kids should be. Under foot, seen and not heard and any other expletive that my Father came up with. As you have probably guessed I hate kids and dogs.
Terro.
Rolly said
09:54 PM Dec 17, 2009
Terro wrote:As you have probably guessed I hate kids and dogs.
They're not too bad, Sir Terro.
Spit roast slowly or gently sautéd, they can be quite tasty.
Terro said
10:10 PM Dec 17, 2009
You are a man after my own heart Rolly. Roast child with dill pickles and coleslaw.
Terro
Smokeydk said
08:40 AM Dec 18, 2009
Thanks Terro..ohhhhhhhh by the way..why do they call Victorians .....Mexicans??
Dave
Ma said
08:41 AM Dec 18, 2009
singing here..................South of the Border down................lalalalalala
Disco Duck said
10:33 AM Dec 18, 2009
Don't forget the gravy when you cook these kids and dogs!!
Anything over four is old enough to work anyway!!
You got a nice singing voice Ma.......I joined in then.................right up until you ran out of words.
Very short song??
In my role as Clinical Instructor with the Fire Brigade I have to cover many aspects of resuscitation. We concentrated on one member giving mouth to mouth or EAR resuscitation and the other member performing CPR. Unfortunately the notes didn't cover any possiblity of the various body parts not being connected. We are working very hard to rectify this problem but as you know firemen mainly only want to play with their hoses. What the firewomen want to play with is pure speculation. In the mean time please have complete faith in the expertise of the resuscitators should you be on the receiving end.
Terro
Those uniforms look French.
A variation on the "French Kiss" of life??
Terro
Our Postie's a Taffy.
Delivers Welsh letters.
You know,
The ones with leeks in.
"Boom! Boom!"
Terro
Terro
Terro.
They're not too bad, Sir Terro.
Spit roast slowly or gently sautéd, they can be quite tasty.
Terro