A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry.
Zoomtopz said
09:13 AM Feb 24, 2010
Hello Cinnamon - what about equality , lets have a look at th blokes side of it .
Oak tree - Birch tree - Christmas Tree .
Upon hearing the blokes version young Jane asked her mother . How many types of
willies are there . Her mother answered as honestly as she could . Well Jane -
From 20 to 30 they are like an Oak tree - Strong , Upright & thick .
From 30 to 40 they are like a Birch - flexible & reasonably reliable .
After 40 they are like a Christmas tree - a christmas tree . Yes Jane -
The trunk is lifeless & the balls are for decoration.
Zoomtopz
The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry.