A blonde hurried into the emergency room of the hospital late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
What?' sputtered the doctor. "you tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
'No, Silly,' the blonde said, 'first I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
What?' sputtered the doctor. "you tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
'No, Silly,' the blonde said, 'first I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6,000 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.