I reckon that the Mangoes on the Forum lead in are overipe.Just glad that they are not a kilo of prawns.(just having a little joke).Cheers.Ibbo.
Ell&Mick said
01:40 PM Dec 4, 2009
I was wondering myself when they are going to change the Mangoes Ibbo !
CHEERS Ellen
( See got my mouth watering so much I couldn't even spell Mangoes)
-- Edited by Ell&Mick on Friday 4th of December 2009 12:41:48 PM
ibbo said
01:55 PM Dec 4, 2009
I have to be a bit tongue in cheek sometimes.Thing is the mango juice is leaking into my pc.makes a hell of a mess.Watch out for fruit flies Ellen.LOL.Cheers.Ibbo.
Basil Faulty said
03:16 PM Dec 4, 2009
Ahhhhh I know a trick with prawns... If someone is really giving you the irrates simply put a few old prawns under the seat of their car....
Disco Duck said
03:38 PM Dec 4, 2009
Use them Ibbo and make Chutney!!..........Mango Chutney.....yummmmm!!
That is nasty Basil......really nasty!!..........hehehe love it!!
We used to put small fish in the hubcaps of cars but we were never mean enough to put them inside!!
dave06 said
04:24 PM Dec 4, 2009
chum down the air vent intakes in front of the windscreen was a weapon of choice when I was working down in Kingston S.E.
ibbo said
04:29 PM Dec 4, 2009
Couple of bad buggers.LOL.Cheers.Ibbo.Correct that 3 mean men.He HE HE.
-- Edited by ibbo on Friday 4th of December 2009 03:31:17 PM
Delta18 said
04:35 PM Dec 4, 2009
Basil Faulty wrote:
Ahhhhh I know a trick with prawns... If someone is really giving you the irrates simply put a few old prawns under the seat of their car....
Reminds me of the story of the UN-friendly marriage break up, the scorned ex wife was paid out her half of the house and ex hubby moved his new girl in. Before wife left she stuffed prawns in all the curtain rails.........
New couple spent weeks trying to find the cause and get rid of the smell.
When this failed they put the house on the market but of course no one wanted it.
The selling price dropped & dropped til it was half the real value then smarty ex wife quietly bought it for a bargain price.
The new couple happily moved out to a new house......taking everything from the old house...including the curtains AND rails.
No doubt it is a urban myth but still a good story.
Cheers
dave06 said
05:26 PM Dec 4, 2009
now that reminds me of this oldie but goodie
two statues were standing in a park for in excess of a hundred years, one male one female, forever locked gazing lovingly into one anothers eyes
on the morn of the one hundreth day an angel came down and gave them life for one half day
upon recieving the gift of life the lovestruck pair immediately raced into the bushes where all sorts of squeals and giggles were eminating, items of clothing were tossed over the hedge
the angel could contain herself no more she went over to the bushes only to hear "oh my god I have wanted to do this for soooooo long it feels sooooooo good"
this got her curiosity up and she started to look over the top only to hear the female statue say to the other
"right!!!!!!! now it's your turn to hold that F####G pigeon down while I **** on him"
Cruising Granny said
06:19 PM Dec 4, 2009
That's a long way off the mango and prawn track - a really long way.
The R2E2 mangoes are at their best right now. $1.70ea which is cheap for mangoes.
It's such a short, sweet season. Slurrrrp!
Disco Duck said
06:26 PM Dec 4, 2009
Be quiet Granny!!!!!
At least have some decency and Slurp quietly when the rest of us have to pay top dollar for them.
JRH said
06:27 PM Dec 4, 2009
Disco Duck wrote:
Be quiet Granny!!!!!
At least have some decency and Slurp quietly when the rest of us have to pay top dollar for them.
Hear,Hear
Delta18 said
07:55 PM Dec 4, 2009
We just got home from the weekly fruit shop trip and guess what? Yummy Calypso(??) NT mangoes.
Couldn't resist @ 2 for $5.
Might be back there before the next scheduled trip.
Disco Duck said
09:15 PM Dec 4, 2009
JRH wrote:
Disco Duck wrote:
Be quiet Granny!!!!!
At least have some decency and Slurp quietly when the rest of us have to pay top dollar for them.
Hear,Hear
Hear Hear?? Could you hear it too JRH ??
JRH said
12:24 PM Dec 5, 2009
Disco Duck wrote:
JRH wrote:
Disco Duck wrote:
Be quiet Granny!!!!!
At least have some decency and Slurp quietly when the rest of us have to pay top dollar for them.
Hear,Hear
Hear Hear?? Could you hear it too JRH ??
Loud and clear!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Ma said
02:09 PM Dec 5, 2009
Could someone PLEEEEASE send some mangoes down here. They are so expensive I think they must have gold nuggets for seeds. I love mangoes but at $6 a pop, guess I will just have to use the imagination......AGAIN.
Cruising Granny said
02:33 PM Dec 5, 2009
Maybe I'll have to review my opinion of Cairns prices. The Kensington Prides are $1.50ea. At this time of the year the mangoes are reasonably priced in the Kimberleys, and now FNQ (far north Qld).
I'm sorry all you southerners have to pay top dollar in the mango season. Well, a little bit sorry anyway.
Those calypso mangoes are sweet and juicy too. Not readily available though.
Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Yummmmmmmmm, yummmmmmmmmm, yummmmmmmmm.
It's the only way I know to eat mangoes. Sweet, juicy and loud slurps.
Disco Duck said
02:46 PM Dec 5, 2009
One more word on juicy mangos or slurp from you Granny and I'll have Ibbo remove your SLURPER as well, during the op.
By the way........I have no idea what a SLURPER is but.......Ibbo WILL find it!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Saturday 5th of December 2009 01:47:27 PM
dave06 said
02:54 PM Dec 5, 2009
I found a slurper once, I was in the back seat of my fathers car with my girlfreind, oh hang on that was something else, sorry!!!
Disco Duck said
03:10 PM Dec 5, 2009
Just may be the same one mate......................
xina said
04:19 PM Dec 5, 2009
Don't know the variety, but they're 50 cents each just up the road from me. Aren't I nasty ?
Cheers,
xina.
Disco Duck said
05:01 PM Dec 5, 2009
I USED to like you Xina
Basil Faulty said
06:07 PM Dec 5, 2009
Ma wrote:
Could someone PLEEEEASE send some mangoes down here. They are so expensive I think they must have gold nuggets for seeds. I love mangoes but at $6 a pop, guess I will just have to use the imagination......AGAIN.
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSST Ma try Aldi... Got some there the other day $2.50 ea...
Basil Faulty said
06:11 PM Dec 5, 2009
As I now own a spa it's the ideal place to eat mangoes.... Lay back naked in the spa with Jen Hawkins eating mangoes untill I have to get out of the spa then I have to call for assistance to get my knees working again....
Disco Duck said
06:15 PM Dec 5, 2009
Jennifer and I never spent much time eating........but when we did.......it was Mangos. She loves them!!
Cruising Granny said
07:17 PM Dec 5, 2009
Dream on you blokes.
Jen Hawkins? Yeah, right. Pull the other one.
I have to give you credit for a vivid imagination. The R2E3 in my fridge should be just right for supper. Slurrrp, Slurrrp!
Delta18 said
07:21 PM Dec 5, 2009
If you are in a spa with her and don't have your own crutch to help you out then I'm afraid you are letting the male side down...but then, thinking further....maybe not
Basil Faulty wrote:
As I now own a spa it's the ideal place to eat mangoes.... Lay back naked in the spa with Jen Hawkins eating mangoes untill I have to get out of the spa then I have to call for assistance to get my knees working again....
Basil Faulty said
07:26 PM Dec 5, 2009
Cruising Granny wrote:
Pull the other one.
Hey it's not me with the vivid imagination, what do you think Jen was doing in my spa???
Cruising Granny said
07:28 PM Dec 5, 2009
I don't know Basil, it's your "dream" and your spa.
Eating mangoes perhaps?
Disco Duck said
09:11 PM Dec 5, 2009
Speaking of Jennifer...................I would say.......without doubt.........the most gorgeous thing to come from Australia......( with the exception of Daisy, ..........just in case she is watching)
That woman is not just good looking........she has the one necessary attribute.........she has personality to go with it !! Heaps of both in my opinion. Never let anything go to her head!!
A beautiful Australian product !!
She is so hot she would boil the water in your spa Basil!!
Second in line to her, I think, is the gorgeous lady from Tassie who married the Danish prince............. Mary. How well has she adapted and how natural is she when she is interviewed.?? Now royalty........but never lost touch. That is a winner!!
CHEERS
Ellen
( See got my mouth watering so much I couldn't even spell Mangoes)
-- Edited by Ell&Mick on Friday 4th of December 2009 12:41:48 PM
-- Edited by ibbo on Friday 4th of December 2009 03:31:17 PM
Reminds me of the story of the UN-friendly marriage break up, the scorned ex wife was paid out her half of the house and ex hubby moved his new girl in. Before wife left she stuffed prawns in all the curtain rails.........
New couple spent weeks trying to find the cause and get rid of the smell.
When this failed they put the house on the market but of course no one wanted it.
The selling price dropped & dropped til it was half the real value then smarty ex wife quietly bought it for a bargain price.
The new couple happily moved out to a new house......taking everything from the old house...including the curtains AND rails.
No doubt it is a urban myth but still a good story.
Cheers
Couldn't resist @ 2 for $5.
Might be back there before the next scheduled trip.
By the way........I have no idea what a SLURPER is but.......Ibbo WILL find it!!
-- Edited by Disco Duck on Saturday 5th of December 2009 01:47:27 PM
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSST Ma try Aldi... Got some there the other day $2.50 ea...
Hey it's not me with the vivid imagination, what do you think Jen was doing in my spa???