In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches...,I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes Down three inches I can eat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches... that fish will jump for the fly ... and I will eat him." It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing To eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish leaps for it ... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch." (You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but wait......there's more.) A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish jumps for that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish ... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish ... and that hunter shoots that bear and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly ... the bear grabs the fish..., the hunter shoots the bear ... the mouse grabs the sandwich... The cat Jumps for the mouse ... the mouse ducks ... The cat drowns... The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches some pussy is in great danger.
Pam said
09:31 PM Dec 1, 2009
Didn't see that punchline coming!!! lol
dave06 said
11:22 AM Dec 2, 2009
you bugger I nearly ran into the fence reading that, I didnt have the guidence on in the header and forgot where I was, almost pandemonium
buggered if I knew where it was heading, didnt see the connection until a strainer was in view
justcruisin01 said
02:50 PM Dec 3, 2009
now now dave06 mind above the belt .
dave06 said
03:57 PM Dec 3, 2009
yes message to self, dont read until a good long straight stretch is expected, woulda been costly if I'd hit the corner straner that I was heading for
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
A hot,dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go
down three inches...,I will feel the mist from the water and I will
be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
Down three inches I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
down three inches... that fish will jump for the fly ... and I will
eat him."
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the
lake
preparing To eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that
fly goes down three inches ... and that fish leaps for it ... that
bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and
have a proper lunch."
(You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a
lake, but wait......there's more.)
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that
fly goes down three inches ... and that fish jumps for that fly ... and
that bear grabs for that fish ... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and
drop his cheese sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, and that fish jumps for that
fly... and that bear grabs for that fish ... and that hunter shoots that
bear and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can
have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for
the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly ...
the bear grabs the fish...,
the hunter shoots the bear ...
the mouse grabs the sandwich...
The cat Jumps for the mouse ...
the mouse ducks ...
The cat drowns...
The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches
some pussy is in great danger.