Lady Driver Ran Over A Mattress On The Highway And Decided Not To Worry And Kept Driving. The Ensuing Jumble Finally Whipped Around Enough to Tear A Hole In The Fuel Tank. The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees. She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft. She Had It Towed To Her Dealership And Complained That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy When She Was Driving At High Speeds. Below Are The Photos Of What They Found At Her Dealership.....................

Woohoo................That is a mess. There will be seals and flanges needed to replace the ones on there I bet!! Take a while to sort that out

Now that's what you call road kill.What a nightmare to remove.Cheers.Ibbo.

try and explain that one on a warranty claim Dave

Damn Delta 18.......................I wish I had thought of that !!! LOL

wonder what the people are gunna do for a kip when they finally get to home & find out no matress - I'm sure I put the matress on top of the load.......

Moral to the story ;;

Don't put your car to bed.

Maybe the matress was heading for a desk top meeting.Cheers.Ibbo.

When all is said and done and, as we all know, more is generally said than done, what else is a mistress, if not something between a mister and a mattress?

Ooh, Rolly, careful where you go with that one. Bit political, or is that politically incorrect? I'll sleep on it.

Not on THE mattress I hope Granny. When all is said and done...........there is nothing left to say or do!! But on the other hand............you have different fingers!!

Doh Ducky! Considering this began with an email someone sent to me, the imaginations have run riot. I wouldn't have thought driving over a mattress could end up like that. I try not to run over anything on the road, particular pieces of wood which could have nails.\ And I hope nothing runs over me.

I dont read emails from Ducky.............Ohhhhhhhhh hang on he hasnt sent me any yet.if he does..then you can read them for me .Ok Granny?

Yes Smokeydk..........................I have been told that you need to have someone read things to you. :)

OK SmokeyDK, I'd be glad to, but don't you have someone at home who could do that?

Nope sorry to say....she doesnt read Duck.....drives her quackers!!! Dave

And you are NOT putting it on my "Bill"

Dammmmm....LOL Dave