'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our excitingcompetition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We've alreadygiven away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes,courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're nowthe fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid AustralianPassport,and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at$800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone, buy a ticket to Indonesia
And catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to dois destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you
Enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flownGoat Class from Kabul to Indonesias gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxuryaccommodation
They joined tens ofthousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all overAustralia
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxters reefand theworld famous Christmas Islandresort
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need tophone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
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It won't costyou a penny.
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FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER !
The Gnome said
09:12 AM Nov 23, 2009
Too true twobob, too true
Disco Duck said
12:49 PM Nov 23, 2009
I like it TwoBob.!! Not many games where nobody loses!!
Rolly said
12:50 PM Nov 23, 2009
Sorry, guys and gals, but I reckon that right wing propaganda of this kind, apart from being inaccurate and slanderous, is unkind, insensitive, and inhuman.
Unless you have first hand knowledge of each individual's circumstances, you have no right to post such ignorant and jingoistic nonsense.
It's not funny, and it is an insult to those who are genuinely escaping persecution and have no alternative to risking life and limb on the high seas.
Yes, there will be frauds amongst them, but they will find plenty of compatable company from within the ranks of the Anglo-Celtic community already established here.
jimricho said
06:20 PM Nov 23, 2009
Regardless of where we stand on this issue, and I'm no apologist for those breaching our border security, I feel that this material has no place on a public forum such as this. It's fine to express an opinion and engage in debate on this and other issues, but this is just vitriol masquerading as humour.
'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at$800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone,
buy a ticket to Indonesia
And catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you
Enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesias gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxuryaccommodation
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all overAustralia
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxters reefand the world famous Christmas Islandresort
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need tophone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
It won't cost you a penny.
It could change your life forever .
So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the Indonesiafishing ports
Don't stop inThailand or Bali
Go straight to Australia
And you are:
GUARANTEED
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they play
'ASYLUM'
FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER !Unless you have first hand knowledge of each individual's circumstances, you have no right to post such ignorant and jingoistic nonsense.
It's not funny, and it is an insult to those who are genuinely escaping persecution and have no alternative to risking life and limb on the high seas.
Yes, there will be frauds amongst them, but they will find plenty of compatable company from within the ranks of the Anglo-Celtic community already established here.