An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentallyshoots his wife.
He immediately dials 911 Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her,I've killed her!'' Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you firstmake sure she is actually dead!'' clickclick - *BANG* Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next...?''
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentallyshoots his wife.
He immediately dials 911
Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her,I've killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you firstmake sure she is actually dead!''
clickclick - *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next...?''