I really hate this machine
I wish that they would sell it
It never does what I want
Only what I tell it.

Don't give on computers , really only as good as the operators and we all have bad days sometimes it runs into months but it's all a learning curve . They say you put crap in you get crap out

 Computers always complain about what's between them and the chair in front of them.

Too true Womat.............too true but..........Actually I love computers. Would be totally lost without mine. The lament was a sign I saw sitting on a computer once and I liked it. I like your comment Palebushman !!

I could get more colourful and descriptive, but I'd be bleeped off the air. Love the damned things, and hate them. We're stuck with them for better or for worse. A bit like a partner.

I love to hate em!! If the computer is so clever, how come it didnt know I wanted to do it this way, no that way?? Hope everyone picks a winner on the cup today, good luck Guys & Gals.

I wouldn't mind hearing you getting more colourful and descriptive Granny. :) Do you reckon you could work a sheepdog?