Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of LakeBurley Griffin in Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand howyou can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same sizeas kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'
'Same here. Hmm....How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlockthe car door.Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out ofthem and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're notgetting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the ****out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand howyou can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same sizeas kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'
'Same here. Hmm....How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlockthe car door.Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out ofthem and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're notgetting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the ****out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.'