I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. 
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been 
Married for 20+ years. 
 
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to 
Amaze our men by greeting them at the door 
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a 
Mask over our eyes. 
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. 
 
Here's how it all went. 
 
My engaged friend: 
The other night when my boyfriend came over he 
Found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. 
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. 
I love you...' Then we made passionate love all night long. 

The mistress: 
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was 
Wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. 
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, 
But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. 
 
Then I had to share my story: 
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, 
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. 
When he came in the door and saw me he said, 

'What's for dinner, Batman?'