A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the 
>> sky
>> clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because
you
>> have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
>>
>> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>> over
>> anytime I want.'
>>
>> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
>> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
>> the
>> bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
>> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
>> me
>> to justify your desire for worldly things.
>>
>> Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
>> mankind.'
>>
>> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,'Lord, I 
>> wish
>> that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she
>> feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
she
>> says, "Nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
>>
>>
>>
>> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'?
>>