What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladiesdepartment of Myer's and shyly walkedup to the womanbehindthe counter and said,'I'd liketo buy a brafor mywife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man,'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' saidthesaleslady, asshe showed a sea of bras in everyshape, size, colour andmaterial imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of thisvariety, therearereally onlyfour types of brasto choose from.'
Relieved,the manasked about the types.
The salesladyreplied: 'There are theCatholic, TheSalvation Army, The Presbyterian, and theBaptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totallybefuddled, the manaskedabout thedifferences between them.
The Salesladyresponded,'It is all really quite simple.
The Catholictypesupportsthe masses;
The Salvation Army typelifts the fallen;
ThePresbyteriantypekeeps themstaunch and upright;
The Baptist typemakes mountains out of molehills..'
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Have you ever wonderedwhy A, B,C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to definebra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure outwhat the lettersstoodfor, it is abouttime you becameinformed!
(A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction....
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
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