Clany and Blue were travelling in the outback when their car broke down.

They could see a light burning in the distance and so they approached a farm house.

It was owned by a beautiful but lonely widow named Matilda.

About nine months later Clancy rang his mate Blue and asked

"Do you remember that night we broke down in the outback and had to seek help?"

"You didn't by any chance slip into our kind host's bed room do you?"

"Sorry mate" said Blue knowing that he'd been caught out.

"Oh, don't be sorry old buddy" said Clancy.

She died and left me the farm and a million dollars to boot.