This is a joke about the jokes that get elected. Just substitute the names if it doesn't suit your political view.
On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Mr Rudd is being chauffeured to Parliament House.
It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over. As he jumps out of the limo Kevin looks over the lake and notices that someone has "peed" on the ice and left the message........."RUDD SUCKS".
The PM is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with "no expense spared" and to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later the head of ASIO reports to the PM and says ...."Our investigation is over and I have three pieces of news for you... good news, bad news and terribly bad shocking news".
"Well" says Mr Rudd, "give me the good news". The head of ASIO says......"We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation and have come to a successful result."
"Well" says the PM "what's the bad news?"
The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows that the urine is Wayne Swann's". The PM is shocked beyond belief.
Looking pale, Mr Rudd says "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"
The ASIO chief replies..." its Julia Gillards hand writing!"
On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Mr Rudd is being chauffeured to Parliament House.
It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over.
As he jumps out of the limo Kevin looks over the lake and notices that someone has "peed" on the ice and left the message........."RUDD SUCKS".
The PM is enraged and orders ASIO to investigate with "no expense spared" and to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later the head of ASIO reports to the PM and says ...."Our investigation is over and I have three pieces of news for you... good news, bad news and terribly bad shocking news".
"Well" says Mr Rudd, "give me the good news". The head of ASIO says......"We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation and have come to a successful result."
"Well" says the PM "what's the bad news?"
The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows that the urine is Wayne Swann's".
The PM is shocked beyond belief.
Looking pale, Mr Rudd says "and what is the terribly bad shocking news?"
The ASIO chief replies..." its Julia Gillards hand writing!"