In these days of over the top polotical correctness it was refreshing to read the following email.... The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at TexasA&MUniversity calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This year's term was Political Correctness. The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
Cruising Granny said
07:25 PM May 31, 2009
That is absolutely brilliant!
Absolute gobbledygook, but very accurate gobbledygook.
Menopause has become peopleopause.
Cheers Chris
Vic41 said
12:07 AM Jun 1, 2009
Sounds about right to me Basil, too much imposed bulldust on what and what we cannot do these days,
Vic
Basil Faulty said
10:24 AM Jun 1, 2009
Cruising Granny wrote:
That is absolutely brilliant! Absolute gobbledygook, but very accurate gobbledygook. Menopause has become peopleopause. Cheers Chris
Well Granny I always wondered why it was called MENopause when only WOMEN suffered from it.... So if I told you the reason why Turds always have a tapered end is so your bum does not slam shut with a bang would that be politically correct?
Disco Duck said
03:26 PM Jun 1, 2009
LOVE IT!!!!
The slamming shut could be painful for the tight-ar#&s
Cruising Granny said
05:30 PM Jun 1, 2009
Oh Basil, Basil, Basil.
I had never considered the shape or the reason. I actually thought both ends were tapered. It seems I must stand, or sit, corrected. Ha ha ha.
Cheers Chris
The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at TexasA&MUniversity calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This year's term was Political Correctness.
The winner wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
So if I told you the reason why Turds always have a tapered end is so your bum does not slam shut with a bang would that be politically correct?