In these days of over the top polotical correctness it was  refreshing to read the following email....
The following is the winning entry in an annual contest at TexasA&MUniversity calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term: This year's term was Political Correctness.
 
The winner wrote:
 
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous  mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely  possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

That is absolutely brilliant! Absolute gobbledygook, but very accurate gobbledygook. Menopause has become peopleopause. Cheers Chris

Sounds about right to me Basil, too much imposed bulldust on what and what we cannot do these days, Vic

Cruising Granny wrote:

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That is absolutely brilliant!
Absolute gobbledygook, but very accurate gobbledygook.
Menopause has become peopleopause.
Cheers Chris

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Well Granny I always wondered why it was called MENopause when only WOMEN suffered from it....
So if I told you the reason why Turds always have a tapered end is so your bum does not slam shut with a bang would that be politically correct?

 

LOVE IT!!!! The slamming shut could be painful for the tight-ar#&s

Oh Basil, Basil, Basil. I had never considered the shape or the reason. I actually thought both ends were tapered. It seems I must stand, or sit, corrected. Ha ha ha. Cheers Chris