FATHER AND SON,SUNDAY MORNING CHAT

            SON.     "HEY DAD GUESS WHAT,I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT"
            FATHER.   " WELL DONE MATE, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT"
            SON.        "I CANT DAD, ME BUMS TOO  SORE
           

ooohhhh!!!!! thats gotta bring tears to your eyes

Hi Rowdy, Are you sure you are the shy one?  .