She has a face like a festered fart in a pickle jar
He couldn't get a root in a brothel
Bobdown said
09:00 AM Apr 10, 2021
He has got a reach like a sick dog.
Bow said
01:38 PM Apr 10, 2021
She could kickstart a Harley
Possum3 said
03:28 PM Apr 10, 2021
Bow wrote:
She could kickstart a Harley
It was always "suck-start" a Harley - in my day.
Haji-Baba said
04:19 PM Apr 10, 2021
Just a few more.
Haji-Baba said
04:26 PM Apr 10, 2021
peter67 said
05:21 PM Apr 10, 2021
She could suck a golf ball through 30mtrs of garden hose.
Whenarewethere said
05:27 PM Apr 10, 2021
Shark biscuit
Bobdown said
10:48 AM Apr 14, 2021
Well done to all the Nomads for their Aussie Sayings, over 50 contributors and more than 3200 hits, must be a record Cindy, for the joke section.
I for one have thoroughly enjoyed it.
A couple more........
A head like a hatful of ar$eholes.
More money than a bull can $hit.
Cheers Bob
Craig1 said
04:48 PM Apr 14, 2021
Dry as a Half Sucked Siberian Sandshoe.
peter67 said
05:58 PM Apr 14, 2021
Remember the old QLD premier JO? they used to say FLO could kick start a jumbo jet.
Craig1 said
07:44 PM Apr 14, 2021
Only with Fermented Pumpkin Scones though
Whenarewethere said
08:01 PM Apr 14, 2021
peter67 wrote:
Remember the old QLD premier JO? they used to say FLO could kick start a jumbo jet.
Must have something to do with the white shoe brigade.
Billee said
03:43 PM Apr 17, 2021
As cold as a mother in laws kiss
As cold as a well diggers bum
Slicker than snake snot
I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil
As fast as a lance corporal chasing his second hook
Craig1 said
08:26 PM Apr 25, 2021
Anzac Day at 5.30am in Albury, " Sh.t it's a bit fresh, (2.2 degrees)"
A new one today by Albernese:
Couldn't run a Choko vine up a back fence.
'Even a crocodile wouldn't swallow that'
Shorten
She has a face like a festered fart in a pickle jar
He couldn't get a root in a brothel
He has got a reach like a sick dog.
It was always "suck-start" a Harley - in my day.
Just a few more.
Shark biscuit
Well done to all the Nomads for their Aussie Sayings, over 50 contributors and more than 3200 hits, must be a record Cindy, for the joke section.
I for one have thoroughly enjoyed it.
A couple more........
A head like a hatful of ar$eholes.
More money than a bull can $hit.
Cheers Bob
Must have something to do with the white shoe brigade.
As cold as a well diggers bum
Slicker than snake snot
I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil
As fast as a lance corporal chasing his second hook