Possum3 wrote:Clarky 1 wrote:As slippery as a butchers....block The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".
Clarky 1 wrote:As slippery as a butchers....block
As slippery as a butchers....block
The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".
Hahaha,
Mate, the last time I put a risqué joke up, I got a ball tightener from the missus and she suggested I take it down...
Just thought I would keep it clean...but I never knew about the butchers pencil.
Ankle biter.
Carpet grub.
Flat as a witches tit.
A couple of risque ones.
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
She has swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle.
His lift doesn't go to the top floor.
Craig1 wrote:Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St
Couldn't organize a buck's party in Hay St
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.......
Yonks
Chateau de cardboard
Poppabare wrote:Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!
Wouldn't know Christmas from cracker night and nipp..s like brick layers thumbs!
Good one Poppabare.......reminds me of the other one
Nippl*s like FJ starter buttons.
Cheers Bob
Fair suck of the Sav (savaloy)
One for Easter........
Is the Pope a Catholic ???
Bobdown wrote:One for Easter........Is the Pope a Catholic ???
Does the Pope wear a Dress?
Rough end of the pineapple.
Queer as a three-legged duck
Hahaha,
Mate, the last time I put a risqué joke up, I got a ball tightener from the missus and she suggested I take it down...
Just thought I would keep it clean...but I never knew about the butchers pencil.
Ankle biter.
Carpet grub.
Flat as a witches tit.
Dont get your knickers in a twist
Its the berries
A couple of risque ones.
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
She has swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle.
His lift doesn't go to the top floor.
Couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery.......
Yonks
Chateau de cardboard
Not playing with a full deck
About 5 sheets to the wind
Good one Poppabare.......reminds me of the other one
Nippl*s like FJ starter buttons.
Cheers Bob
Fair suck of the Sav (savaloy)
Drier than a Pommies bath mat..
Lower than a red bellied black's belly
One for Easter........
Is the Pope a Catholic ???
Does the Pope wear a Dress?
The lights are on but nobodys home
Not the brightest bulb in the box
Theres a village missing its idiot
Rough end of the pineapple.