dazren wrote:

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Well Michelle, It's like this ??? As you are probaly aware by now, Dougwe has Left Townsville !!!  I can hear you thinking BUT WHY ?? 

Well rumour has it that it was pretty warm up there, so Dougwe decided to go to the Local NUDIST BEACH [ i know it's true because i just made it up ? ]

Well Doug thought Ah no worries !! so got his gear off and started to wander along the beach  Before long he spotted a pretty young girl walking around TOPLESS ??

and she had a lovely but very small pear of breasts ??  Well Doug started to follow her around, and the little Lady in her haste to get away from him, bolted up the sand and onto the street, With Dougwe , Puffing, and Panting trying to keep up, and not far behind, ??  

Well when they were in the main street ?? The local Policeman seen them, and arrested them,  As it is Ok to be Nude on the Beach, ! But NOT ON THE STREET 

hMM    So as you probaly guessed, The girl and Dougwe, ended up In Court  The local Magistrate heard all the Evidence from the Policeman about them being Nude in a Public street,, ?? the Magistrate asked them both what they had to say ?? and all they could Mutter was I am sorry ??

Well the Magistrate said look to be able to make a fare Judgement on this matter, I ask that you Both ''DISROBE'' in court so as I can see the ''Offending Appendages'' 

Although Embarrassed, they both disrobed in the Courtroom as requested,  Well first of all The Magistrate looked at the young Ladies Breasts AND said young lady you are to be fined $200 and be given a 3 month good behaviour bond 

The Magistrate then look at Dougwe's ;; Offending Appendage ?? '' and Said ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

Case Dismissed due to ''LACK OF EVIDENCE''       ---------------- However I do suggest you Leave the City of Townsville A.S.A.P.

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  Daryl!!!!!!!

At least Doug wasn't to embarrassed to disrobe for all hehehehehehehe 

Peterpan wrote:

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Hooray!!! It's great to have 3 out of the 4 Musketeers back on line.

I really enjoy the ribaldry that goes on between you all. 

What will happen when Wombat returns from his burrow?

BG (Am I allowed to shorten your name?)

Like you I have lost 2 good friends. My MIL passed on in September 2012

then in February 2013 my Mum passed on as well.

 Sort of leaves a big hole in ones life. Bright side, we are getting ready to go travelling for a couple 

of months. Van serviced,car checked, packing started.

 

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 Hey Pete,

Yes you can most definitely call me BG or even Michelle   Doug started the BG thing 

Dazren is the one who starts all the ribaldry for sure we just carry on with it after that 

I wouldn't call it a big hole Pete it is a damn crater for sure and I thank you for your very kind words.  I feel as if I will never stop the grieving and wonder when it will let up some??? Just to give me a breather every now and then 

Hugs

Michelle

dazren wrote:

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Shelly your losing it ???? Doug was never right before your break ??? and nothing has changed ??

AND when he says ''' I will tell you that for Free '' ?? it will cost you BIG TIME,  ???  When are you going to learn ?? I am the only one on here that YOU CAN TRUST    

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 I am not losing it Daryl   He was semi right at least but it seems as though you may have lost the "rightness" of your mind since I've been MIA.  See you both need me here to be the calmer downerer (that's my new word for the day )

Oh of course it would be you as the only one to trust.  You were always getting me put into "The Room" with the possibility of no parole on occasion and I tell you that for free ROTFLMAO

Michelle/Shelly/BG

Dougwe wrote:

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Peterpan wrote:

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Hooray!!! It's great to have 3 out of the 4 Musketeers back on line.

I really enjoy the ribaldry that goes on between you all. 

What will happen when Wombat returns from his burrow?

BG (Am I allowed to shorten your name?)

Like you I have lost 2 good friends. My MIL passed on in September 2012

then in February 2013 my Mum passed on as well.

 Sort of leaves a big hole in ones life. Bright side, we are getting ready to go travelling for a couple 

of months. Van serviced,car checked, packing started.

 

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You have just made up for the 2% Peterpan, thankyou. I'm sure BG won't mind you shortening her name and if she does just tell her wombat told you too. He can't answer back cos he is stuck down his hole. 

Oh, Dazren told him.

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 Yep for sure Doug Pete has made up for that 2% and I sure appreciate it 

Michelle

capricorn and pisces wrote:

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  A big Welcome back Michelle!   keep up the fun, the world needs more laughs and if you need a good laugh go see "the Lone Ranger"!!!!!!

 cheers Capricorn

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 Thankyou both and yes we will always try to keep up the fun as I agree we need more laughter and yes I do want to see that movie have always loved Johnny Depp.

Michelle

valnrob wrote:

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Hi there Michelle NH. Good to see you back. Sorry to great of your loss of your mum. And other problems. Take things easy, lots of support from people on here xx

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 I know there is heaps of support here Valnrob  which is why I came back so thankyou for your support.

Michelle

Just what we need a good smile and a laugh........makes the world go around