No Jim, Have enough good english going on in my brain anyway without all that stuff.
jimricho said
07:42 AM Oct 13, 2010
Happywanderer wrote:
No Jim, Have enough good english going on in my brain anyway without all that stuff.
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Dunmowin said
10:05 PM Oct 13, 2010
As mr dunmowin would say "what part didn't you understand?"
Zoomtopz said
11:55 AM Oct 14, 2010
Ok , I k no that there is a jpke forum , But I thought this would be appropriate here- Another language lesson- Hoo ced Inglish iz eezee- We begin with a fox , th plural iz foxes . But th plural ov ox is oxen , not oxes . Wun fowl iz a goose , more is called geese . Yet more than wun moose r neva cald meese . Wun may c a lone mouse , or a nest ov mice . But th plural ov house is knot hice . Iff more than wun man iz ree furred to az men , then more then wun pan shood b pen . If I speek ov a foot and u show me to feet , then wen I giv u a book , wood u giv me to beek . Iff wun iz a toof and sevral r teef , reely to boovs shood b cald beef . Iff th sing u la iz this and th plural theez , wen I giv u a kiss , wood u giv me sevral keez . The muss kew la r hee , hyz n hym , but ee maj in th fem yn yn - shee , shis N shym . Yes Inglish iz eezee th way it iz speeken , but I hav m problemz get ting it prop er lee roten.
-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Thursday 14th of October 2010 11:59:26 AM
Happywanderer said
03:32 PM Oct 14, 2010
That is so funny zoomtopz, took me a while to get through it but then read it twice.
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Another language lesson-
Hoo ced Inglish iz eezee-
We begin with a fox , th plural iz foxes .
But th plural ov ox is oxen , not oxes .
Wun fowl iz a goose , more is called geese .
Yet more than wun moose r neva cald meese .
Wun may c a lone mouse , or a nest ov mice .
But th plural ov house is knot hice .
Iff more than wun man iz ree furred to az men ,
then more then wun pan shood b pen .
If I speek ov a foot and u show me to feet ,
then wen I giv u a book , wood u giv me to beek .
Iff wun iz a toof and sevral r teef , reely to boovs shood b cald beef .
Iff th sing u la iz this and th plural theez , wen I giv u a kiss , wood u giv me sevral keez .
The muss kew la r hee , hyz n hym , but ee maj in th fem yn yn - shee , shis N shym .
Yes Inglish iz eezee th way it iz speeken , but I hav m problemz get ting it prop er lee roten.
-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Thursday 14th of October 2010 11:59:26 AM