Whats this place coming to.........dammmmmmm lot of kinky ppl in here.....glad I'm in alfoil....LOL
Dave
In alfoil and you call us kinky? :) :) :)
Cruising Granny said
10:50 PM Dec 25, 2009
Just for that all you leather lovers, I'm not gunna tuch ya. So there!
I did offer my faulty body part for science, but the scientists had gone on holidays. The surgeon was excited at the prospect of researching my complaint and it's possible genetic connections.
So I have advised my children that the fault is genetic. What a great legacy to leave my children?
The poor buggers at least have the benefits of modern medical science to get then through, so it's not all bad, I guess.
I don't have anyone to blame for my "medical conditions". That's life.
Basil Faulty said
03:35 PM Dec 26, 2009
Granny if you are taking your wrath to SA make sure you take grapes to go with it....
Cruising Granny said
05:48 PM Dec 26, 2009
No wrath without grapes.
ibbo said
08:19 PM Dec 26, 2009
Bloody hell Granny,don't tell me that the "Wrath" has already infected you.Dr Ducky and myself personally checked out you wrath tolerance graph.Did you eat Brusell sprouts two days prior to your procedure?I certainly hope not.As we say in the medical profession"If in doubt eat no sprout".After consulting my Esteemed and Honourable coleague,Dr.DrakeDuck,we have decided that your only chance of being cured of the Wrath is to reccomend that you take a long Sea Voyage.The word Cougar comes to mind.All spelling mistakes in this reply are due to unforseen Yummie overdosing.Cheers.Ibbo.
Cruising Granny said
09:05 PM Dec 26, 2009
Well the wrath is controllable. (I just have to stay away from techie's corner.)
No sprouts but a serve or 2 of broccoli. That's alright, isn't it? Gee, I hope I haven't upset the recovery process.
I don't know where I'd be without you 2 medicos, with my best interests at heart, which I'm glad there's nothing wrong with.
In fact, without your unlimited attention I'd still have my cankles - combined calves and ankles. But they're gone. All gone. The wonders of medical science - recovering ankles. Just amazing.
Delta18 said
09:33 PM Dec 26, 2009
Cruising Granny wrote:In fact, without your unlimited attention I'd still have my cankles - combined calves and ankles. But they're gone. All gone.
Don't trust Duckie & Ibbo, they will take anything if it is eatable.
Probably too late now to ask for them back, last time I saw Duckie he had a toothpick in hand trying to dislodge a bit of toenail.....nyuk nyuk
-- Edited by Delta18 on Saturday 26th of December 2009 09:24:03 PM
Cruising Granny said
10:33 PM Dec 26, 2009
Those 2 will do anything to get, and keep attention.
If nothing else medical, they keep my sense of humour intact. And that's vital for a full recovery.
I don't care what their methods were, but I'm so impressed with the improvements, I'm still gtetting over the medical marvel of my missing cankles. I keep looking down my legs and all I see are calves and ankles. Even my fingers are getting smaller.
The potassium shop will go broke now without my support. From 8 pills a day to 0 - zero - zilch.
Blood pressure tablets from 4 a day to 1 now, but eventually, in a week or 2, none.
Those two have done an amazing job. I don't know where I'd be without them, and that's a bit of a worry. Can anyone help me? Where would I be without them?
ibbo said
08:47 AM Dec 27, 2009
Ha Ha,where would you be indeed.Have we got a deal for you.Ducky and myself have now moved into the property market.One of our first ventures has been the purchase of an old R.A.N.Destroyer,the seller had assured us that this Ship had Coastal Views and easy beach access.The property is near the Sunshine Coast in Qld.Unfortunately Mr D Duck and myself have not seen the property personally,we have been far to busy with our growing medical and Spare body parts franchises.The name of the Seaside property is HMAS Brisbane,surrounded with water and a good passing trade of fisherpeople and Divers.If you are interested we can arrange a free flight in our recently restored D.C.3.Aircraft .I must warn you Chris,it will be a slow trip as we can only afford enought fuel for one engine,plus it has to tow a glider for the luggage.Rob our purchasing officer arranged the plane from some old Air Force mates in New Guinea.I trust that we may be of service to you.Plus you still have our Surgery guarantee ,so you will not have any need to be without our good selves.Cheers.Ibbo.
JRH said
03:21 PM Dec 27, 2009
Without Ducky and Ibbo I fear this forum would be a lot poorer, I come in now expecting some friendly banter, in fact I believe I would now be lost without it.
Thanks so much to them, they help to brighten up the days as I wait for the ankle biters to return to school so I can once again terrorise the highways and byways.
Smokeydk said
07:22 PM Dec 27, 2009
I'm glad I changed avs........I think this one would serve well in the realestate.business....its way out there you know.......has no limits too........
Dave
JRH said
03:15 PM Dec 28, 2009
Smokeydk wrote:
I'm glad I changed avs........I think this one would serve well in the realestate.business....its way out there you know.......has no limits too........
Dave
Dave, Does it have a DHD (Dial Home Device)?????????????
Smokeydk said
06:50 PM Dec 28, 2009
Yes..points to the Aussie Map.....and sends you there....look it just sent you to WA.......arent it great Mate??
Dave
JRH said
07:12 PM Dec 28, 2009
Smokeydk wrote:
Yes..points to the Aussie Map.....and sends you there....look it just sent you to WA.......arent it great Mate??
Dave
It couldn't very well miss WA now could it, I mean it's bigger than Texas. :) :) :)
Disco Duck said
03:14 PM Dec 31, 2009
JRH wrote:
Without Ducky and Ibbo I fear this forum would be a lot poorer, I come in now expecting some friendly banter, in fact I believe I would now be lost without it.
Thanks so much to them, they help to brighten up the days as I wait for the ankle biters to return to school so I can once again terrorise the highways and byways.
Bloody Hell JRH...............and you reckon you don't drink much?? BULSH*T!!
Mate.....we are going to have to make you President of our fan club!! LOL
Thank you for the very kind words..........however.........this is not banter. We are very serious in our work and believe in customer satisfaction!!
As we speak........Dr Ibbo is out buying a new book......"Brain Surgery for Dummies" I expect he will have read it by Dinner time. Then we just need some mug........oops ....patient to practice on.
Ibbo is our research man and I am the anaesthetist or in some cases it is just a matter of restraint..........so I sit on them!!
Don't trust Duckie & Ibbo, they will take anything if it is eatable.
Probably too late now to ask for them back, last time I saw Duckie he had a toothpick in hand trying to dislodge a bit of toenail.....nyuk nyuk
-- Edited by Delta18 on Saturday 26th of December 2009 09:24:03 PM
Thanks so much to them, they help to brighten up the days as I wait for the ankle biters to return to school so I can once again terrorise the highways and byways.
Does it have a DHD (Dial Home Device)?????????????
Mate.....we are going to have to make you President of our fan club!! LOL
Thank you for the very kind words..........however.........this is not banter. We are very serious in our work and believe in customer satisfaction!!
As we speak........Dr Ibbo is out buying a new book......"Brain Surgery for Dummies"
I expect he will have read it by Dinner time. Then we just need some mug........oops ....patient to practice on.
Ibbo is our research man and I am the anaesthetist or in some cases it is just a matter of restraint..........so I sit on them!!