There's nothing one can add to that. Mostly because I can't stop laughing long enough to type. I think I'll start a book about the complete and utter nothingness of this topic and a couple of others. I'd have to call it a fiction. No one would believe it was fact. Basil, you still haven't told us who the gherkin is in the alfoil beanie.

Be very careful JRH........WE know where you live and come abduction day.............you will be first to go.

Don't mess with a man who has his own texts!!

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Monday 7th of December 2009 05:42:45 PM

I reiterate,  Promises, Promises.

Just remember the story of Dr. Jekyl & Mr Hyde, now I ask you who had the most fun????????

-- Edited by JRH on Monday 7th of December 2009 05:47:36 PM

Disco is that texticals or just another balls up.Swing lo sweet chariot etc.Oh well back to the Yummies,I think you already know that.Cheers Ibbo.

I look at all this ..laughting so much I'm cry'n....LOL Who started all this.....Ohhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhh I started this thread Dave

See Smokeydk........you are a latent alfoil beanie wearer. So much so that you start threads about it. "Coincidence.........I think not" Talk to Captain Basil...........don't be afraid.........his door is always open (since the lock broke) and his hearing aid mostly always turned on. He will hear your pleas and perhaps.......if you are lucky........grant you the certificate. Don't worry....I'll put in a good word for you. Ibbo...........coming for to carry me home!!

One red one one white one,one with a bit of .................................................cheers.Ibbo.

Sh*te on........................

and the hairs on her....................hung down to her knees!!

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Monday 7th of December 2009 09:33:11 PM

By the way this is going you blokes will all be in dry out next week. The more yummies, the more ..... ah, mmmm, oh, yeah, jibberish. It's funny if you read the thread from start to finish. Total and absolute nonsense - good, healthy nonsense, but nonesense nonetheless. Is it Christmas time yet? Has Santa passed over the yard arm yet?

Ohhhhhhhh Noooooooooo!!!....I've gone to the dark side!!!! Dave

Holy snappin' ducksh1t !!

You don't tune in for a couple of hours and the forums gone ape !

I've had to dry out the keyboard again and send out for more supplies of incontinence pads.

Judging by the level of irrational discourse in this thread, I can certainly pronounce that the claimed "protection" offered by lined hats and al-foil beanies is entirely  fraudulent.

You need an inverted colander with specifically sized holes:

Available only through through www.rollyspisserpuller.com on extended credit terms.

Nothing has changed................There is always someone trying to cash in on the people less fortunate than themselves. Typical...........Rolly. By the way....that link doesn't work. Should it be .com.au ??

See that Captain Basil...................Our list grows!! Sir Terro and Smokeydk have joined and "Ibbo the Irritating" is teetering on the edge. I think one more Yummie should push him over!!

Nearly there Cosmo,nearly there.I rather like Rolys collander hats though,they have a certain elegance about them.Cheers.Ibbo.

The problem with collander hats is the pictures can escape too easily. In one side and out the other. Will have the effect of making you dizzy. You can of course try lining it with alfoil, might do the trick. The darkside works in mysterious ways, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Terro.

Are you getting hysterical Sir Terro.........

This seems to be affecting you in reverse. You are supposed to be calmed by all this and not taking your clothes off and running around in nothing but a moose head!!

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Tuesday 8th of December 2009 12:39:46 PM

I think the fairies have taken him away Ducky Dave

ooooooooooooo lucky Sir Terro,gone with the fairies has he?Hope he has his Alfoil daks on.Cheers.Ibbo.

Hail the Moose!!

Absolutely NO disrespect intended at all Sir Terro. I shall treat him with the utmost reverance!

Hail the Dali Moose!!

-- Edited by Disco Duck on Tuesday 8th of December 2009 04:22:59 PM

Chocolate mousse for me.

still the ugliest moose i've ever seen!

The further this goes DaveO the more convinced I am that you have absolutely no taste at all. Personally......... I thought it was a very nice Moose!!

Never before have so many been assailed by so much absolute drivel by so few in such a short time.  Keep up the good work fellows.

From the good guy in the West.

Ohhhhhhhh for mooooooooooooooooose sake.........LOL Dave

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