Disco i think duck is fowl , very little meat lots of fat i couldn't come at it,and everybody wants a piece of you ,time for a new avatar any suggestion

Wow,either brave or foolish,Brickies a Duck is a bad enemy,oh woe,I fear that you may have started an affray of gigantic proportions,his wrath will be upon you.Double your Alfoil protector.Cheers.Ibbo.

this is fat free? and lots of meat  lol

No trouble just looking out for my mate just want to stop people roasting ducks

Yes old man emu

well you learn something  everyday on  this forum great , duck is fowl  i never  knew i been eating fowl all these years and its duck   mmm

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this is fat free? and lots of meat  lol

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And when they bounce off the bullbar there is **** and feathers for bloody miles

 

Awwwwwwww D.D!!!!!!! How they pick on you!!!! And you being so innocent and allllllll. How could they say you were fowl.{Ferral...maybe} but not fowl. Never mind mate....you still have SOME friends.

brickies wrote:

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Disco i think duck is fowl , very little meat lots of fat i couldn't come at it,and everybody wants a piece of you ,time for a new avatar any suggestion

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maybe drop a brick on his head

 

Don't be fearful Ducky, I will look after you. 

I think The Duck got all excited when he saw Sunshines avatar, but then he couldn't decided whether he was a Duck or a Drake..........so he is contemplating his......errr...navel at the moment trying to decide ! Sorry Duck.......they forced my hand, send me a pm so I can give you their names so you can get back at them for their dastardly ways........I think one of them might be a nurse! (see above).

Vic, Vic, Vic, its a sad day indeed when a stalwart of this site makes such unfounded accusations, I am horrified.

Thank you "Nurse" Firefly..............Thank you Ibbo.....................Thank you DellieMay !!


Brickies........what can I say ??? ...................... I am devastated!! ..........YOU.......of all people.......the very person that I have spoken up for and supported...... in every instance.......... when everyone from the President of the Gay Society to the lowliest member of the Night Carter's Union was denegrating you................!! And you turn on me like this??

What have I done to deserve this obvious attack on my clean, upstanding and moral personality???

I cannot believe it!! I have spent sleepless nights trying to account for my actions in supporting you and your foul deeds on this forum.........and this is my thanks??? Is this all I am worth to you??

It also appears that the Mungrel Mick and the "bloke in the hat" with him.......is not far behind you in the desendence of the ladder of decency. "Drop a brick on his head"?? How low and uncouth?? I was led to believe that better standards applied on these good forums. I am dismayed that you two "Gentlemen".......and I use the term very loosely.....would allow the decent, kind and upstanding citizens to hear this sort of language and Duck abuse.

I Sir..........demand an apology........or if no aplogy is forthcoming..........I demand satisfaction. The time and date to be of my choosing.........and the choice of weapons, in accordance with the Marquis of Queensbury rules (whom I understand to have absolutlely no part of this) to be of your choosing.

I would like Professor Ibbo to be my second..............however .........this...... as I feel that you may need some expert surgery to save your life (and he is the only man qualified....due to his hypocritical oath).......is not fair so.......I will not select him.
I will select DaveO as my second, whom ..........in the extremely unlikely event that I lose this duel.........will talk you to death with totally inane drivel.

Choose you second Sir!!!

I'll supply the pie and lemonade then shall I......at the duel of course

Vic.......you are next!! How dare you defile that beautiful Lady?? Firefly would NEVER be involved in anything that was ANTI-DUCK. Don't you even comtemplate causing trouble............my Oppo......Professor Ibbo...will deal with you severly!!

Disco what can say I am sorry , but I hate cooked Duck but I love lively duck like you and don't want you roasted

Aaaah Brickies..........You are one in a million!! You are the only bloke EVER......that I know of that can hang crap on someone and then claim to be doing it for their own good!! LOL LOL Onya Mate!!

On Guard.........Hey Ducky how come you have a pistol and Brickie a rubber dagger.At the count of one,ten paces forward turn and fire.............no Ducky you go left and Brickie goes right,you both do not go in the same direction.No Ducky you cant have his head and mount it with your badges.............Now enough of this Trollish.I mean childish behaviour,no Ducky he doesent have to wear a blindfold,no you can't have his thongs,mate you are turning into one mean Duck.Cheers.Ibbo.

Looks like we will make a tidy sum on the pie and lemonade.  Who will we donate the proceeds to or do I get to keep it?

Hope there isn't too much blood, might chase the customers away.

I could be out for a Duck in this contest

hey duck, I'll look after you mate, buddy, pal (I want him in good nick when duck season comes around) I's polishing mah!!! shotgun here boss!!!

the Duck prepares for all comers

Dang..........I look mean!! Lookout all you Duck Knockers!! hehehehe

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Lookout all you Duck Knockers!! hehehehe

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Yes, well, I didn't know they had any .

Knockers? Duck knockers.

Jeez, yes.
Same breed of a different colour, by the looks of it 

Is that a piccy of Daisy???????

JRH wrote:

Nah Ma, it's Disco in drag........................ LOL LOL

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Think Daisy better put a lock on the undies drawer.