Help.My scroll up and down has changed from holding the mouse on to the up/downarrow to a form of a wave action.I still can move between posts but not as I used to.I am perfectly sober,no Yummies,not even a soft drink.I do not expect any smarty pants answers.I am trying to be serious.................After reading wot aye av jus rit know wun wil beeleaf mee.Sorry couldn't helpmyself.Lol.Cheers Ibbo.How do I get my scroll back?Please.
dave06 said
02:54 PM Nov 10, 2009
ah!! this happened to me once, hundreds were Killed! you're discombooblafloffer has come adrift from your radical adjudicater causing the instantaneous reaccumulatercomboobalation of your interterminusmainstabilizationerator
to repair it is going to take a highly trained hoolyganoodiliser familiarrisation specialist who is familiar with the inner triangulations of a gonaderiser, or in laymans terms "cut the red wire and run"
brickies said
02:59 PM Nov 10, 2009
Did you get all the infro from the computer on your harvester Dave
ibbo said
03:00 PM Nov 10, 2009
I cant't find the red wire that goes from inuergater to input thingy on the thwarts.I should have known better.Dave they no longer make gonaderiser.Maybe the Chinky gazatesky coil is the one I should try.I was serious,now I know where saying "Cry Wolf "comes from.Back to your glass cage.CheersIbbo.
dave06 said
03:00 PM Nov 10, 2009
HAH!! HAH!! HAH!! Mate! I'm sorry but I'm travelling, couldnt help myself! too many hands not enough work for them!
ibbo said
03:13 PM Nov 10, 2009
Iam not playing with you mob anymore,I am taking my bat and ball...so there............mean men.HE HE.Cheers.Ibbo.
dave06 said
03:15 PM Nov 10, 2009
oh Mate, I said I was sorry, anyway thats my ball!
Disco Duck said
04:00 PM Nov 10, 2009
Just reboot your computer Ibbo and all should come back??
You are wrong though Ibbo.................they still do make gonaderisers. I got one just the other day!!
xina said
04:32 PM Nov 10, 2009
Would doing a Restore to a previous date help?
Cheers,
xina.
ibbo said
04:37 PM Nov 10, 2009
Thanks Xina,I will give that a go.Cheers.Ibbo.
Basil Faulty said
05:16 PM Nov 10, 2009
Disco Duck wrote:
.................they still do make gonaderisers. I got one just the other day!!
Yep sure do in Bunnings next to the Gerberators, $199.00.....
dave06 said
05:30 PM Nov 10, 2009
ah! yes the Gerberator, they superceded the tri fleximodel to the Gonaderiser, very tricky those ones, the mainspring in the hofflemeiser used to poke out the deguivernator and hit the hokleflikstensteiner causing the beflukerman to jump forward three cogs
whats more the technical flukensteiner charges $38 sheckles to reset the missing three teeth
I would think that $199 is a bit dear though I reckon I seen them cheaper than that on ebay
Disco Duck said
05:33 PM Nov 10, 2009
Are you getting overtired DaveO??
dave06 said
05:35 PM Nov 10, 2009
no, just refueling! ready for the night haul! a lot cooler here, readout states only 38 degs outside, 20 degs in here, left the other side of the ranges at 46 degs and still rising but thats in the middle of a paddock
clazandaza said
06:05 PM Nov 10, 2009
I haven't had so much fun since grandma got her tit caught in the wringer washer. You guys crack me up. Who ever said that old farts are not funny.
Daza
dave06 said
06:59 PM Nov 10, 2009
oh now thats not nice, here we are trying to help a fellow nomad in his hour of reflurbiration and you go and make a hinklestein out of it, I'm picking up my gooblestuffer and heading out!
al said
07:13 PM Nov 10, 2009
what are you guys on ? i want some.
glad i didn't ask you guys how to fix my brakes
al
Smokeydk said
07:25 PM Nov 10, 2009
ibbo..you tried...START/CONTROL PANEL/MOUSE...in there you can test it...pointer speed etc...just worth a thought.....
Dave
ibbo said
07:28 PM Nov 10, 2009
Hi Tother Dave.Yep,I have tried that.But I do thank you for your suggestion.Cheers.Ibbo.
Disco Duck said
07:54 PM Nov 10, 2009
Come on SmokeyD.................. you know Ibbo is a trier. !!! Tried this........Tried that.......Tried again :)
rosey said
10:25 PM Nov 10, 2009
That old saying "If at first you dont succeed, try, try again" is rubbish.
I say if at first you dont succeed, try something else!
But dont ask me what? Good Luck Ibbo!
Cruising Granny said
10:57 PM Nov 10, 2009
ibbo wrote:
I am perfectly sober,no Yummies,not even a soft drink.I do not expect any smarty pants answers.I am trying to be serious...
That's not what you told me. The computer thingymajig I can't help you with from here. If I was there I might have been able to work it out - with a pencil. Like the constipated mathemetician. I hope someone with remote technical assistance capacity will be more help than I.
Palebushman said
11:09 PM Nov 10, 2009
dave06 wrote:
ah!! this happened to me once, hundreds were Killed! you're discombooblafloffer has come adrift from your radical adjudicater causing the instantaneous reaccumulatercomboobalation of your interterminusmainstabilizationerator
to repair it is going to take a highly trained hoolyganoodiliser familiarrisation specialist who is familiar with the inner triangulations of a gonaderiser, or in laymans terms "cut the red wire and run"
Ah yes..... This problem appears to have been well documented too:-
ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS
Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
The above was apparently based on the following, original version, from the early 1960s:
Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.
And here's the phony-English version the Germans use:
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equipment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the knoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligences. Otherwise you will be outthrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
Of course, this warning would not be complete without the Internet version:
Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.
Finally, the Palm Pilot (Little Old Digital Notebook gizmo) version:
Das PalmPilot ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy scratch der Screene, zappen RAM, und droppen-smashen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Dummkopfen. Das rubber-necken Sichtseeren keep die Hands in die Pockets -- relaxen und watchen Das Blinkenlights.
pricey43 said
11:37 PM Nov 10, 2009
You guys have got it all wrong. According to the 6th year university son doing a double degree in multi-media and electronics, .....the first thing to do no matter what the problem is.......... Turn the thing off and then on again. If that doesn't work then you've got a problem........
ibbo said
06:29 AM Nov 11, 2009
Gee,I will be afraid to ask a sensible question with you mob of Pelicans on the loose(With exceptions).Bunnings thought I was a rat bag and called security when I gave the girl at the Grebeleger counter my list of things that you "experts"gave me.She thought it was a coded message.The cops were understanding after I told them whence the info came from i.e The Grey nomads Forum.Ah,yes we have one of our finest officers planted in your ranks.After a bit of bribery the only info they would give was that his first name was Ian.Now I still have the problem But because of the educational value of my original plea for help and the obvious concern shown by you esteemed and may I say well informed folk,I will now foreward on to my mates on the Monty Python Show the original problem.Which for some reason or other has fallen intothe I don't give a stuff anymore box.I will now have a Bundy for breakfast,and be warned if that Bloody Bear falls out of a tree on me ...............Time to go Ibbo.Cheers.Ibbo.
-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 11th of November 2009 05:53:58 AM
DeBe said
09:44 AM Nov 11, 2009
Hi ibbo. After pondering this for several days, I think I know the problem. Gasp!!! its called old age, you know the hands start shaking ( I realy am sorry I wont mention age again) any how have anice day. Cheers Daryl.
dave06 said
10:23 AM Nov 11, 2009
well I'll be gestuffened!!
now Al about those brakes.......................first to be taken nein medicinifagoofunsteiner..., I'll get back to work shall I, umm this way is it, yep thought so! very good,
Disco Duck said
12:28 PM Nov 11, 2009
Just had a thought Ibbo.....................Did you check the Kilterweiser? You find that by depressing the donnelschlappen lever down about halfway. Double click the mouse on the square provided. That should straighten the perlapper out and then just reboot.
Now.....................back to Al's brakes...............
That would bve the centifugal diaphragm over the venturi half-shaft that is out of alignment. Twist it to the right after laying the vehicle on it's side and your problem is fixed. Works every time.!!
ibbo said
01:39 PM Nov 11, 2009
Foreign Legions looking good.Cheers.Ibbo.
Rolly said
03:51 PM Nov 11, 2009
Would someone kindly advise me of a low cost source of keyboards.
Mine, for some strange reason, has taken exception to having mouths-full of hot coffee spat all over it.
Yep sure do in Bunnings next to the Gerberators, $199.00.....
Daza
I say if at first you dont succeed, try something else!
But dont ask me what? Good Luck Ibbo!
The computer thingymajig I can't help you with from here. If I was there I might have been able to work it out - with a pencil.
Like the constipated mathemetician.
I hope someone with remote technical assistance capacity will be more help than I.
ACHTUNG - ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS
Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
The above was apparently based on the following, original version, from the early 1960s:
Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.
And here's the phony-English version the Germans use:
This room is fullfilled mit special electronische equipment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the knoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the "lefthanders" stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligences. Otherwise you will be outthrown and kicked anderswhere! Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
Of course, this warning would not be complete without the Internet version:
Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.
Finally, the Palm Pilot (Little Old Digital Notebook gizmo) version:
Das PalmPilot ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy scratch der Screene, zappen RAM, und droppen-smashen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Dummkopfen. Das rubber-necken Sichtseeren keep die Hands in die Pockets -- relaxen und watchen Das Blinkenlights.
You guys have got it all wrong. According to the 6th year university son doing a double degree in multi-media and electronics, .....the first thing to do no matter what the problem is.......... Turn the thing off and then on again. If that doesn't work then you've got a problem........
-- Edited by ibbo on Wednesday 11th of November 2009 05:53:58 AM
Mine, for some strange reason, has taken exception to having mouths-full of hot coffee spat all over it.
Reminds me; must get more incontinence pads too.