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 Queensland

 
The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

 
He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?

 
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, Everything but my earrings.

 



 
Tasmania

 
A senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying, When the end of the world comes, I hope to be here.

 
When asked why, he replied, Id rather be in Tasmania cause everything happens in Tasmania 20 years later than in the rest of the world.

 



 
Northern Territory

 
The young man from NT came running into the store and said to his mate, Johnno, somebody just stole your ute from the parking lot!

 
Johnno replied, Did ya see who it was?

 
The young man answered, I couldnt tell, but I got the licence number.

 




 
  
Western Australia

 
A WA highway patrol pulled over a car on the main road. The copper asked, Got any ID?

 
The driver replied, about what?

 



 
Victoria

 
The copper pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his ute into the ditch. The copper asked, Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Dont you see that sign right over your head.

 
Yep, he replied. Thats why Im dumpin it here, cause it says: Fine For Dumping Garbage.

 

 

Aussie Paul. 

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