Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, in which impatient passengers fretted in their seats, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, wearing a serious expression.
"And it took us a while to find a new pilot."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Blues man.