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Post Info TOPIC: (Amusing) - A love story


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(Amusing) - A love story


Love story

    I will seek and find you.
    I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.
    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,

The Flu

P.S. Now, stop thinking about sex, all you senior citizens, and go get your flu shot!

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I had full influenza last year and believe you me... you don't want it!

Edit: I loath HTML text... but it's all gone now :)



-- Edited by Mike Harding on Saturday 12th of May 2018 08:02:58 PM

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Good one

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Aww, I was just starting to dredge up some fun memories and you spoil itbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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