John joins a competition and wins. A book is given as a gift to him. The title of the book is Plain Logic. John asks about the gift;
What does this book say?
-You will learn when you read it
I dont want to read right now, just tell me.
All right. Now look; Is there an aquarium in your house?
-Yes there is
-And then theres water?
If there is water in it, is there fish?
If you have fish, you like animals too?
-Yeah
I suppose if you love animals you love people too.
-Then you have your love?
-Yes I have
-You look like old then, are you married?
-Yeah.
And if you have a wife , your not homosexual?
-Do you see it? Thats what plain logic is
John is very influenced. John gets the book and start walking to the home he sees Bill while walking;
Bill asked;
-John what is that?
-Plain logic book!
Tell me what this is about
-Now look; Do you have an aquarium at home?
-No!
-Then youre a poof
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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